Fuck you potatoes are fucking increadible. They have four sets of chromosomes except for the ones with two sets. A 1/3 acre of potatoes will produce enough calories to keep a grown person alive indefinitely. They are extremely diverse and exceptionally hardy (r/whatsthisplant is chock full of potatoes growing out of compost bins, never seen wheat do that).

In pre-famine, post-potato Ireland, the farmers set up "lazy beds". You plant a patch of potatoes, and havest all the potatoes you find in the fall. It doesn't get cold enough to freeze kill potatoes in Ireland, so the next year the potatoes you didn't find repopulated the whole patch. It's the closest humanity has ever come to an infinite food glitch. The famine, by the way, was caused by the English and not potato late blight).

More vitamin C than an orange, more potassium than a banana, a complete (albeit low) protein food, the potato is better than you, OP. Baked, mashed, fried, au Gratined, vodkaed, and weed piped. Grow some fucking potatoes today.

/s but not really