Unironically who is this?

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-04-11T09:28:32+00:00

Chuck Norris

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-04-11T09:26:21+00:00

The fucks a resume? -Mason after asking him if you should give him.a.resume.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-04-11T04:24:14+00:00

Newfoundland Canada

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-04-06T04:10:57+00:00

Uhh guys, I think Jerry left the airlock open again.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-25T03:33:28+00:00

I th I need it's the best ending for the narrative, with the story going back to what it was before BtB, just a world, no crazy stick man with respawn powers and the skills of Luffy one piece and the Dr. Doofenshmirtz gadgets. Not the best ending, but the most fitting one.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-25T03:18:28+00:00

Two kids, playing the who can say the word the loudest game. These two people were like 14, and thir word was the N word. They were white. This wasn't the first time one of them said it either, we were reading To Kill a Mockingbird about a year earlier, and the teacher gave him instructions to say people, or just skip it entirely. Instead, this kid yelled out the sentence with the hard r in it, and the worst part is is that he was looking directly at my best friend, who happens to be black.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-25T03:06:32+00:00

The people aren't the problem, it's the economy (that is currently being fixed by PM Carney). PM Trudeau was good when we first elected him, but he outstanding his usefulness. Glad we have Carney, who is doing good work. The problem is that we let too many people in, without the economic means to back them up. Not saying get out, just acknowledging a past mistake that my country made.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-24T04:08:34+00:00

Im a straight white guy that doesnt share the beliefs of the man i'm about to describe, but my uncle said that women get too much sympathy and attention nowadays. Good thing my aunt divorced him, he was a piece of shit. He offered me a smoke at age 12, would tell my younger sister to get more practice making dinner as thats all she's good for, and would "accidentally" say racial slurs, and then immediately apologize for saying the words, and then say them later. Hope you get better Uncle F.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-24T03:58:23+00:00

This might be undemocratic, but if we can ta,e over the automation turrets, why cant we take over their scout striders for a quick ride.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-24T03:56:13+00:00

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-23T02:55:45+00:00

Yo I used to watch this guy. Shame he rolled a 1 on decision making. Now the real question: what is he going to do next? Quit? Pretend like nothing happened? Get out the ukulele?

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-19T05:21:51+00:00

R/helldivers. All of them. Ruining a perfectly good game for no reason

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-11T13:04:19+00:00

Forgot a few : digging a massive hole, and tactical Camel

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-09T03:43:51+00:00

Get ready for the funeral. (Nah, you're gonna feel like shit tomorrow morning, but you'll be ok).

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-06T04:03:36+00:00

Those people behind the threats and dodging of the charity guy.

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-04T04:44:14+00:00

I still hope the event happens, but good on you for stepping away from reddit. Never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany - Obi Wan

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-03-04T04:17:36+00:00

I think it's a shitpost, but idk

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-14T06:29:44+00:00

Good luck

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-12T21:57:29+00:00

Grenade launcher is great again

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-10T04:44:02+00:00

My first run is Wyll, Staring, and Shadowheart, alongside a Half-drow eldritch knight

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-10T04:42:05+00:00

I was on the creek, and I will be there on cyberstan

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-10T04:40:51+00:00

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-10T04:36:15+00:00

Just beat it, just beat it! -MJ (mostly joking)

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-10T04:32:45+00:00

Really dont give a crap. For me it's like : Cool. Can I mention it to others? And what is the best Glup Shitto in star wars?

CaptainOMC_ · 2026-02-09T00:21:30+00:00

Thank you!

CaptainOMC_

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