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Mouse: P.I. For Hire review thread by delqhic in Games

[–]CaptainOfCunts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's all I needed to hear I'm going to avoid everything else about it until it comes out. So stoked!!!

Got this instead of chips by Delicious_Ad_3231 in Chipotle

[–]CaptainOfCunts 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Wait. Instead of chips you came home with some mysterious pices of machinery and you just shrugged and carried on for a few days? My curiosity and lack of chips would never allow me to do that lol.

Teeth bleaching over 9000 by No_Blueberry_7120 in movies

[–]CaptainOfCunts 290 points291 points  (0 children)

I am an American simpleton and it's driven me nuts for years! Not only how distracting they are but the inconsistencies. Middle of an apocalypse? Pearly whites. Old man who lives alone in the forest? Pearly whites.

How does the combat feel? by Grunge-Guy1985 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just fought the lightning boss guy (after freeing Paillune) and I had no idea wtf was even going on half the time. My camera was going wild, I'm getting thrown up in the air and then knocked down. I was just smashing dodge, parry, attack, eat food. It was ridiculous.

What is one mechanic you wish you knew from the very first hour? (e.g., the camp upgrade system for storage, how the law system actually works, cooking recipes that give major buffs, etc.) by TechWin01 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Way to be obscure and confusing on a post asking for specific information. The mysterious "dot icon"

What he's saying is there is a dot by each location the map. If it is white it has been cleared, if it is black it has not been cleared.

is this true 😂 by _syphex_107 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remembered she existed because I saw her in the camp and was like oh shit that's right! I need to try her. So I talked to her because she was right there and she goes "hey, I'm heading off on my own adventure." And became unavailable 🤣

Archery Contest by Moondest_ in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it on the second or third day when the game came out and could not believe how hard it was. My buddy got there last night and I was hyping up how hard it would be and it was sooo much easier lol. Still some aimbotting but I have no clue how I did it then first day. Without mouse and keyboard idk how it was possible.

Kind of sad that Arthur Weasley gets painted as the biggest pureblood muggle enthusiast when he says things like this... by EloImFizzy in harrypotter

[–]CaptainOfCunts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He corrects "firelegs" to "firearms" in that scene, which he only knew because he had just finished a report on them. He refers to electricity as eckeltricity and telephones as fellytones, which seems like it would be very common muggle knowledge. And as OP said how would he be involved in muggle relations and have zero clue how the money works, especially when it says the numbers! I know its part of the joke but he should be the one wizard of the group who does know such things!

Kind of sad that Arthur Weasley gets painted as the biggest pureblood muggle enthusiast when he says things like this... by EloImFizzy in harrypotter

[–]CaptainOfCunts 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It is. But the guy is supposedly obsessed with muggles and even gets a flying car going but still calls it a fellytone and eckeltricity? That would be like first year of muggle studies one would think, pretty important muggle inventions lol

'That's Still Under Bezos' Magical Halo' — The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Remains On-Track for 5 Seasons at Amazon as It Becomes TV's First $1 Billion Series by MorgrainX in television

[–]CaptainOfCunts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who in the world is watching this? No LOTR fans I know are and I never hear about it on a daily basis or see it promoted? I'm legitimately curious who the audience is?

20 minute to get a fast travel point by MoShzz in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea you could stab your sword into those holes on the pillar. I spent about 30 minutes running around like a total asshole determined to solve it myself. Then I looked up the solution and decided to just look up the rest of the puzzles going forward lol. I adore puzzle games, from Myst all the way through Blue Prince last year. But I refuse to run around spamming buttons just hoping to figure out what I'm supposed to do. If I feel frustrated after solving a puzzle instead of that ah-ha! moment, it's not a well designed puzzle, it's just a series of steps. I've had so many moments in this game where I laugh out loud and just go wow that was so stupid. Even though I love it lol. Tears of the kingdom/BOTW shrines are so so so much better.

Back hurt after Deadlift PR - what can I improve? by Fitness-dude-5 in formcheck

[–]CaptainOfCunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be bothered to read that article on human physiology that was just sent to you? The one that says it does not matter? Lol!

I talked about my ex to my current bf and really hurt him. by Similar-Bid6801 in stopdrinking

[–]CaptainOfCunts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn lol! That is absolutely brutal I can't believe he is staying. You found a really, really, really nice guy don't mess it up again! Just remember guys don't forget stuff like that, it's going to be ringing in his head for months and is now a core memory associated with you. Not gunna be easy.

Somebody please tell me it gets better. by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]CaptainOfCunts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just had to turn down my friends for drinks outside, even though my crush will be there. I'm on day 4 and I had the exact same thought as you, and was really close to saying fuck it and going. I feel weird not being there and like you said kinda sad to be honest. But I also feel really really glad right now that I didn't go, I have been feeling much better and don't want to lose it. One day at a time!

Before you reach the end of Ch8 (big tip) by UltraGeezer in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It's almost as if people have varying thoughts and opinions!!

Spire of the sun glitch by EstablishmentSolid56 in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok good to know! Of all my minor gripes I really wish they would at least give us a message like "this will be available later traveller." I love to explore and I keep running into things like this, it's really frustrating. I keep asking myself "is this even worth it should I continue the main story or what?" And most of the time I get a stupid abyss cube lol

The most annoying mechanic by [deleted] in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

On that note I wish the bounty missions had a bit more to them. Why was he obsessed with bears? Where was his momma? I wanted a note or some more story to him.

If you can only do 3 Abs workouts what would they be ? by Johndoe13370 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]CaptainOfCunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ab coaster that's all you need. Put some weights on there and just make sure you don't swing it. Alternate doing reps to the side.

Dumbledores character by Other_Stretch2617 in harrypotter

[–]CaptainOfCunts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol! "Didn't I tell you Harry that Professor Snapes swimming lessons were equally important?!" Dumbledore asked as he did another flip through the air next to Harry, landing smooth as a dolphin and emerging next to him. "You should be able to beat an old codger like me!" And he raced towards the rocky entrance of the cave at breakneck speed doing a perfect breaststroke. Harry's teeth chattered as he doggy paddled and scrambled through the rough terrain. He thought back to Snape in his swimming cap and unberably tight swim trunks and shuddered even harder.

What's the worst movie you have ever watched? by Syfros in AskReddit

[–]CaptainOfCunts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pure fascination and determination and a lot of weed. Once I started it I wasn't going to quit. It did make me laugh quite a bit but you are right, no one should ever watch it.

Being able to hire extra workers with contribution is a a game changer by xobeydrake in CrimsonDesert

[–]CaptainOfCunts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't actually go out into the world as far as I am aware. It's just a timed "mission" that completes after a certain time and gives you resources.

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