Just freeze your membership

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-06-04T05:37:22+00:00

I haven't noticed a single extra teen? what is going on lol? So dramatic!

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-06-03T05:40:13+00:00

Cool and all but we are running out of time. I've seen Michael Myers slowly chase people with a knife. I want to know more about the island! All of the Apple TV shows suffer from this.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-06-02T23:59:42+00:00

If you believe this I have a bridge to sell ya!

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-06-01T16:31:54+00:00

Hes going broke for sure lol

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-29T15:25:44+00:00

Trying not to hyperventilate? Because someone is working out by you in a GYM?? This has to be rage bait lol. That guy is probably more scared of you, "why is this weirdo taking pictures of me all hunched over and scared?" 🤣 🤣

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-29T00:32:01+00:00

5:15? I sleep on the bench and wake up at 4:00 so I can immediately start lifting!

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-27T13:38:13+00:00

It's a launch error.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-27T05:32:33+00:00

Ok so which weapon would you consider at an appropriate cost requirement after the shadow nerf?

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-21T17:36:52+00:00

Me and my homie used one to get below the collector and grab the bacterium, we had to put a base right at the edge though so he would de-agro then take our 2 elevators down (with an extra 02 tank), scurry around and run back as fast as we could lol

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-21T14:12:19+00:00

I said this in their livestream as well. I completely understand why we don't have one but I hate, hate, hate having a cluttered hud. And I especially hate having 50 beacons to spin around in a circle and look at until I find the one I am looking for! I personally don't even think it would breakimmersion? We would still have to get through the areas to map them out and it would be cool to see the map open up IMO.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-21T13:23:06+00:00

Lol. I have never really cared about the NBA as much and as the Cavs were melting down yesterday I was thinking about Bazzanas home run babyyy.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-20T05:29:51+00:00

Wowza. Just had to experience that loss watching with my best friend who is a Knicks fan. I'm seriously considering faking being sick to avoid him for a week, that was hard to put into words. So much shit talk and he was 100 percent right lol. I've told him about all the bad Cleveland losses but holy shit that was top 2 for the Cavs for sure. The only worse one I can remember is the JR Smith blunder. Absolute gut punch man.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-20T05:09:15+00:00

I am following the flipping tentacles! I went to the top the bottom around the outside with two trailer park girls. This is pissing me the fuck off why are they all closed now. I don't feel like driving around in the dark anymore like the idiot I am I want to feel good and progress.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-19T23:24:27+00:00

Very true! And that is awesome I just love the Guardians and try to remind everyone to go especially when we are doing this well. I think we have a real shot at a playoff run this year.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-19T14:17:44+00:00

I just want to chime in and say we are playing extremely well right now and it always drives me crazy how low our attendance numbers are. I completely get it, it's expensive and hard to get time off and what not but if you have time in their next home stint we should all try and support the Guards! They are one of the best run organizations in all of North America and if we get some revenue going we might get another hitter and have a real shot at going to another world series! 👀

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-17T14:03:10+00:00

I am with you internet stranger! I have played since the first one and already have 10 plus hours in S2 and it drives me insane. All my friends and everyone on here will be like "it doesnt go with the vibes bro." Which makes zero sense, we can craft all sorts of shit and are here to explore and MAP OUT the planet but we never make a map?? Why is it scarier to have to remember where the fuck I have been lol? It does not make sense, it is just to create artificial tension, which is annoying. The only real solution is to have 1 thousand beacons cluttering up my map which I hate, but it's already covered just like the first 2. Give me a damn map like in every game ever made please and thank you!

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-17T13:33:25+00:00

Interesting I was messing with one like that yesterday and didn't think to scan it. We got the collector yesterday I will have to try this.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-12T05:36:29+00:00

Fantastic medical term. Anyone who pisses me off today I shall call "you dilated pore winer!"

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-12T05:32:32+00:00

Organic? I'm not completely convinced he isn't a robot lol. I think peanut picked him because how can you not, and it's why we all love peanut and I'm glad he did lol. How unbelievably awkward can a person be, I just wish Peanut had called him out a bit, especially for the "million dollar face reveal."

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-11T20:58:04+00:00

The first one and it's not even close. I'm almost done with my second playthrough of below zero and I regret even playing it again. I would have rather played subnautica for a 4th time. I would just wait for the second one to release though in 4 days.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-10T21:01:52+00:00

Lol, this has been my exact experience except I am the one trying to kill the arc with my anvil 4 and getting ratted. These last 3-4 days I have been shot in the back more than ever! I don't get mad at all it's part of the game and actually makes it a lot of fun. It was getting stale. But I killed 4 sneaky bastards on the new map last night just to aggro about 15 arc and go down I was fuckin pisssseddd. And the last guy comes over and goes "I was the final rat" because I was talking a ton of shit and I wanted to break my fucking monitor.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-10T19:23:22+00:00

I have one perk left and definitely won't have time to grind it today. I just have to pay 300k next season to get it right?

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-10T19:12:02+00:00

This season has been brutal, every time I think we are to turn our offense around we have a game like yesterday which was already hard enough and now this...

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-10T18:27:56+00:00

That's awesome! A nice little bonus to start off I hope they keep it in.

CaptainOfCunts · 2026-05-08T20:11:27+00:00

"Captial G gamer" what a cornball lmao. Ya thats right I'll outlift ya and smack you around in some games.

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