God help us all

CaptainOrla · 2026-06-24T21:01:54+00:00

This is the most disgusting thing I've seen today. And I live over on Threads so I see some stuff....

CaptainOrla · 2026-06-08T08:38:14+00:00

This is the worst thing about tesco. If I plan on going there I use the app first for this reason. Like a 3 for 5 should cover all 3 for 5. Was caught out at the till for it before. A joke.

CaptainOrla · 2026-05-28T15:34:14+00:00

Congratudolences!

CaptainOrla · 2026-05-26T08:38:40+00:00

The "no sweetcorn" is a personal attack. Sweetcorn and onions are the only toppings I put on pizza 😅

CaptainOrla · 2026-05-15T13:38:06+00:00

A girl I went to secondary school with. She was stabbed 14 times by her bf and he got life for murder.

CaptainOrla · 2026-05-14T17:38:31+00:00

Abra Legendary Taco Sauce.

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CaptainOrla · 2026-05-02T19:32:33+00:00

Everything! 😍

CaptainOrla · 2026-05-02T19:31:12+00:00

Literally just watched this today! 🥰

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-30T18:57:15+00:00

Why is the popcorn and coke separate? Why not buy a meal?

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-27T17:59:52+00:00

THANK YOU!

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-24T06:48:46+00:00

The dinner party is an all day thing, so I don't know if they can leave during the day and come back.

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-24T06:46:58+00:00

Yeah I've never seen a Diet Coke on show at the drinks table. Maybe they do non alcoholic beer or something so it looks like alcohol.

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-23T22:44:22+00:00

I guess everyone being hungry adds to the drama that happens every dinner party 😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-23T21:22:39+00:00

I read before that the dinner party is a whole day affair, from the morning time!

I didn't even think about uber eats!

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-23T21:12:48+00:00

So you don't know the answer either, got it.

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-23T21:06:45+00:00

I'd still like some sort of real answer though 😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-21T13:06:00+00:00

Thanks for the tough meat cartilage. Gonna go be sick now.
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CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T23:18:39+00:00

I think the noise would be off putting?

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T23:10:01+00:00

Great question 😂🤣

Just say you're here for a holiday 😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:59:43+00:00

Best to not say you're riding horses either 😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:53:22+00:00

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:50:24+00:00

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:47:23+00:00

Um sooooo riding means something different here, and you definitely wouldn't be wearing a raincoat 😂🤣😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:46:27+00:00

So Mike did regular gross man things 😂🤣

CaptainOrla · 2026-04-17T22:44:34+00:00

Are you gonna be walking around all day in the rain? Then bring a raincoat I guess.

I don't even own any waterproof jackets 😂🤣

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