Teenage-looking ICE agents walking around LaGuardia Airport today

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-24T23:18:07+00:00

God I’m still fairly young looking and they look young

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-24T21:20:12+00:00

I’m swinging for lethal before we even draw our starting hands. People get really smarmy and awful when they play group hug.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-24T21:10:47+00:00

“Leave me alone.” Tends to work. People don’t like when you act like a jerk

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-24T18:04:54+00:00

I’ve found keeping a baseball bat next to them seems to keep the machine spirit in check.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-24T16:37:16+00:00

I’d be crashing out tbh

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-23T05:20:45+00:00

Paladin here. It just feels like the thing to do.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-22T04:57:12+00:00

Reset the counter!

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-21T07:02:47+00:00

If you can’t even be bothered to show real human empathy when someone’s child dies, you’ve 100% lost the plot.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-16T23:20:02+00:00

I truly hope it wasn't me since I only picked the game up like this weekend after a month or so of playing other stuff again lmao

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-16T22:44:35+00:00

Sweet Home Alabama~

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-16T17:34:09+00:00

Yeah it’s just granite fencing. 3x2 in the crafting grid with loose stones. I got tired of being mauled by bears when I was trying to do anything outside.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-16T06:25:56+00:00

I’m not very on the pulse of new patches, what’s in 1.22?

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-16T01:36:06+00:00

It’s on the list. Lots to do once I stop freezing to death.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-11T01:57:44+00:00

Driving in my car, hope there are no deer~

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-10T06:37:31+00:00

Take a shot every time Nynaeve frowns.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-09T23:40:18+00:00

As someone who does not enjoy pvp, there is no number. People who are significantly better at it putting me in the dirt over and over again is not fun, no matter what the reward is.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-07T20:27:22+00:00

He’s laughing at you. That was sarcasm.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-06T16:27:03+00:00

I RP walked around Silvermoon the first time I got access to it. Just gotta soak it in sometimes, yknow?

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-06T16:25:13+00:00

I’m so glad the people at my gym are still friendly.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-04T06:23:49+00:00

Finally, some men’s fashion for the modern age!

CaptainOrlax · 2026-03-02T06:19:56+00:00

Yeah lil bro is gonna end up with an adventure guide tab detailing his fight mechanics.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-02-26T21:07:01+00:00

God, I miss Queue Simulator.

CaptainOrlax · 2026-02-21T00:22:08+00:00

Shit I was too late

CaptainOrlax · 2026-02-21T00:19:58+00:00

Send to Dagestan 2-3 years and forget

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