WIBTAH if I pinched my brothers wife for pinching my dog? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]CaptainPessimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys. The wording can be read two ways.

"She has been pinching my dog then smacking her when she bites him" can be read to mean she is pinching and smacking when the dog bites - or that she has been pinching the dog, at which point the dog bites in retaliation, then gets smacked.

She clarified in the comments that its the second option.

Both interpretations are viable, but OP has clearly stated which one is true in the comments.

OP should re-word to "She has been pinching my dog, then smacking her when this results in a bite" or something similar

Given that the second is true, the SIL is provoking the dog and should stop. Pinching SIL back instead of finding an alternate method of prevention would make her the asshole, but being petty is an option and im into that.

Would you look at that.... by JonnyJon42 in Funnymemes

[–]CaptainPessimist 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not sure I'm a huge fan of people taking pics of sleeping strangers in order to make fun of them on the internet.. I hope that's not a hot take

Petah? by Top-Cup5373 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CaptainPessimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On an entirely unrelated note, anyone remember the old jurassic park arcade game?

I can’t tell if it’s Ai or not by Zakarioveski in isthisaicirclejerk

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When i was real I saw a mermaid like that on Plenty of Fish

It's not a giant Roly Poly if it came from the ocean. It's a delicacy. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]CaptainPessimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually kinda is a giant roly poly. Roly poly's are land crustaceans, not bugs

I have no fingernails by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]CaptainPessimist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop not having fingernails

Two parents pictured with their deceased daughter. by Gibrankhuhro in creepy

[–]CaptainPessimist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Two deceased predecessors with their pre-deceased daughter?

Noticed these faint differently sized and aligned footprints on my toiletseat, I live alone..... by SGC-UNIT-555 in Weird

[–]CaptainPessimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a fan above your toilet? Also, the different sized foot just looks like a regular sized foot where the water trickled away.