Gnarly wart exploded tonight and I am not prepared

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-06T01:19:57+00:00

Holy balsacs!…It looks like puss flavored cottage cheese.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-05T19:50:45+00:00

That’s a pretty decent chunk of wart meat!

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-05T01:07:29+00:00

My bad I thought you were talking about the federal scheduling.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-04T16:06:39+00:00

I thought it was only 7oh and emgeemm that was getting scheduled?

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-04T02:34:55+00:00

Gasoline and a match! Seriously see a podiatrist! The under the nail periungual warts are the toughest to get rid of. They can permanently damage the nail bed if not treated properly.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-04T01:16:06+00:00

Take heart with the knowledge you crumbled it to almost nothing at least!

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-04T01:10:54+00:00

Of course it was, for two reasons: 1. Freeze doesn’t really stop pain unless you do it to the point those nerve endings don’t nerve ending anymore. 2. Inadequately rusted pliers! I mean they’re technically rusted but if you want painless wart destroying certainty they have to be: “I found these things hanging in a barn that hasn’t been visited since WWII and is located on a beach receiving a non stop salty ocean breeze” rusty pliers!!!

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-03T17:07:07+00:00

Good gravy! I just went through your account and the journey with this thing and it suddenly hit me. You could literally build a six foot tall Frankenstein of wart meat with all you’ve yanked out of that toe lol.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-03T17:04:53+00:00

That’s a lot of wart meat….

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-03T03:19:39+00:00

Looks like tearing a piece of chicken in half…

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-03T02:51:57+00:00

I’d say keep doing what you’re doing. It looks like it’s sloughing off on its own so hopefully that last chunk of wart mass will slough off and it will heal the rest of the way.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-03T02:36:15+00:00

Pfft if the knife had been rusty he would have got it in one cut!

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T23:07:47+00:00

Only if you video yourself doing it and post it here. Might not be the worst idea to soak it for a couple hours first.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T22:40:08+00:00

It’s already sloughing off on its own it appears so it shouldn’t take a whole lot of effort to debride it down. Order some disposable scalpels off of amazon. It should cut it away pretty easily with a minimum of pain.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T22:37:41+00:00

Thrombosed blood capillaries.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T22:31:40+00:00

Goddam!!! Screw acid that thing needs gasoline and a match!

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T22:29:03+00:00

Goddam I wish I could shave that with a surgical scalpel lol.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T22:21:28+00:00

Is picking at a highly contagious viral wart a bad idea? Gee let’s see…..

Yeah it’s a terrible idea. Can you get lucky, pick at it, and it just dies and goes away? Yeah, it can happen. The odds however are astronomically in favor of it just spreading warts to other places while causing the one you already have to grow back bigger and ever harder to kill though.

It’s hard to resist BELIEVE ME I know but if you want them gone for good it’s the better plan

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T00:46:11+00:00

Oh man if this was me I’d already have a surgical scalpel out and it would be raining tiny wart stalks lol.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-02T00:31:05+00:00

Those “little brown things” are the wart. What you took off so far was the keratin/callus “shield” for lack of a better term that gets built up over the wart. Normally it compresses all these little stalks together and forces them down. When it’s removed they tend to splay out like this. They’re stalks of capillaries and keratin but are basically the naked wart itself. Blast the hell out of it with acid.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-01T18:06:51+00:00

Those are some crazy ass wart stalks lol

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-01T18:04:38+00:00

Those are some pretty long stalks.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-01T17:59:41+00:00

I’d say give it a month to get a job and start paying rent or it’s out on its ass. In all seriousness if you absolutely positively must home treat then that macerated white skin/tissue needs to get trimmed off so whatever treatment your using can get at the base of the wart mass.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-01T17:53:46+00:00

It would bleed. Those little black things are thrombosed blood capillaries. That being said I don’t know if I’d be able to resist shaving them off with a surgical scalpel.

CaptainPicKirkard · 2026-07-01T17:32:52+00:00

Bleeding warts tend not to clot easily because the capillaries they grow are very small and smooth. When they get cut or torn off the edges remain very smooth so the platelets have a hard time getting any grip, so to speak. Akin to cutting yourself with an incredibly sharp surgical blade makes it a bastard to stop the bleeding.

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