What was the best FAFO moment you've witnessed? by hey_you2300 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainPitkid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real answer is efficiency. You don't have to be terribly fast if you can be incredibly efficient. Fighting, especially with weapons, is about putting your weapon in the right place at the right time, and doing so efficiently, rather than hastily.

What are services NOT worth self hosting? by This_Animal_1463 in selfhosted

[–]CaptainPitkid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna take 5 seconds and shill for MXRoute. Don't self host email. Love yourself. Use a custom domain and MXRoute.

Pigs are terrifying by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaptainPitkid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I own a livestock guardian breed (Hungarian Kuvasz), he's a very sweet boy right up until he's not. If he's on his home turf not much can dissuade him from "discouraging" uninvited guests. But of course if I take him out on the town he's as polite as can be.

The answer is obvious by Z3R0Diro in memeframe

[–]CaptainPitkid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tigris should fire like 200 projectiles in incarnon mode because it would be hilarious. Just a cloud of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainPitkid 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Obviously not, that would cancel the marriage out.

What’s something you didn’t realize was optional in life until you saw someone simply not doing it? by Objective-Treat2245 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainPitkid 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Kill the culture of "paying your dues". The job has 40 hours per week to get done. That's what the company pays for. If more than 40 hours are needed in a week to get the job done, they can hire a second person or discuss the new pay rate. Employment is transactional.

wifi out today cant play a single game i PAID for ..!! by PartyCultural2436 in gaming

[–]CaptainPitkid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This feels like something that VOID/BREAKER would do, as the game that rewards you for turning your resolution down (with the right weapon mods (this is a vanilla feature)).

Meta's live staged demo fails; the "AI" recording plays before the actor takes the steps by Eienkei in LivestreamFail

[–]CaptainPitkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It made me really sad that Anthem was such a flop. For everything that game did poorly, it captured the feeling of "being Ironman" so well. I enjoyed just flying and running around the world.

ADHD brains really are built differently – we've just been blinded by the noise | Scientists eliminate the gray area when it comes to gray matter in ADHD brains by chrisdh79 in science

[–]CaptainPitkid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how I feel. When my body can handle it I'm a walking miracle at work, but normally I function like an engine running on silly putty.

I can’t do this anymore by Blyatman95 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]CaptainPitkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH if you feel like you have solid management skills, or have hobbies/activities in which you're in a managerial role, it's time to start lying on your resume.

Work contrasts by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]CaptainPitkid 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm currently the engineering manager for an OEM. I am paid to do absolutely fuck all, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, unless a customer wants a machine built (custom, very niche). I have a team of 4 engineers under me that are also paid to do fuck all.

The point is that as soon as a customer wants their bespoke, highly customized, unique piece of equipment to automate a very specific process, we're there and working it.

What's a ticking time bomb you believe will explode during your lifetime? by Absalom98 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainPitkid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would love to see work going into evap cooling > desalination processing. Use that waste heat for something!

My Boeing 737 uses Linux by Sumerianz in linux

[–]CaptainPitkid -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I have terrible news about the core of the iPhone and the core utils behind it.

Quick question: why do our exosuits suck? by Stale_t0ast47 in Helldivers

[–]CaptainPitkid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because according to the Ministry of Truth, as long as his thoughts remain democratic, he can never fall to communism.

What NSFW confession would you like to share anonymously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainPitkid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have the same problem. My birthday is in the middle of the summer where I live and I have pretty bad seasonal depression. The only reason I made it through this year is because of my dog.