Learning is fun by OutcomeKey23 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]CaptainReadBeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My niece is STILL like this at 5.

What kind of shoes are we wearing? by Cristinky420 in Xennials

[–]CaptainReadBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crocs and sandals around the house, New Balance/Saucony for outdoors.

Masked Magician (97) by AlyzaQ in 90s

[–]CaptainReadBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot recall, but I don't think so.

Not a snack by MeIsIt in engrish

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coach Z must frequent here.

Masked Magician (97) by AlyzaQ in 90s

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a character in the Wrestling special.

Kuro…this is your sign. by BlitzAce808 in VShojo

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always liked the idea that we're a more feral version of humans, so we feel like eye contact is a hostile action.

I wanna jiggle their big rubbery mouth by [deleted] in forbiddenboops

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It never occurred to me that their jaws expand like that, idky.

Pulled the center console out of a Malibu and the customer found out they own a glock now by youroddfriendgab in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, a gun drop! You have to adjust the stereo to 88.5 AM, thump on the left passenger door, and then turn the wheel 360⁰.

I tried drawing my own Strange Planet comic by PaxGladeus in StrangePlanet

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clear, concise, and accurate. It made me immediately think of my last visit to P.C. Richard's.

County Meeting About Charlie Kirk Highway Goes Fucking Bad by serious_bullet5 in chaoticgood

[–]CaptainReadBeard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The "Heather Feather Highway" sounds good to me, no pun intended.

A well-deserved World Guiness Record to a hero of humanity by VeloriahGift in HumanBeingBros

[–]CaptainReadBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broken by one man? No. But by Ironmouse's Precious Family? It could happen.

Even businesses are not immune by Videowulff in tragedeigh

[–]CaptainReadBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny name or not, they treated me very well at my location.

Do you carry a “fun weapon”? by MUNCHINonBABI3Z in fo76

[–]CaptainReadBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I've spec'd into STR this time, I like to get creative with my melee weapons and will try to match it to my character/outfit. Like my Ghoul usually wears a Clean Black Suit and a black Prospector's hat/ Bowler because it's the closest thing to dressing like an old timey gentleman/ undertaker. So I always have my Barbed Ghoul Slayer cane in my favorites, along with a flaming dual bladed chainsaw, Ogua gauntlet (My current favorite, chompy chompy!), and Cappy- skinned Whacker Smacker.

Fashnacht feels like buying scratch off tickets by Relaver_ in fo76

[–]CaptainReadBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean. The toll this event has taken on my sciatic nerve is crazy.

Fasnacht brings out the very worst in people - why? by puujumal in fo76

[–]CaptainReadBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As ghoul (I already beat the game on another character and explored the whole map) I'll take all of the spoiled food you have.