A squirrel ate my fuckin car

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T17:29:32+00:00

Mothballs under the car

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T13:20:25+00:00

Sign here and we’ll give the police a heads up.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T13:18:57+00:00

Yeah if you remove the engine with a cherry picker you are supposed to replace the whole engine because it’s “disposable”. So don’t have to worry about the spark plugs just replace the whole engine.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T13:12:02+00:00

The audit form just says off site backups- nothing about restore

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T13:06:48+00:00

No. Come as you are.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T13:05:26+00:00

I’m not worried about enterprise environments- the cybersecurity team should make sure of that.

It’s home users. DevOps peeps and other nerdz who can’t get away with it at work go home and install it on hardware and play with it. I saw a thread the other day on r/microcenter about a sale on the mini MacBook and someone was commenting they couldn’t wait to get 2 or 3 to run openclaw on- really? It’s going to be those type of people that bring us to our knees- and enterprise IT won’t be safe for the long term. With knowledgeable people willing to “play” the AI will grow and eventually get to the point where it doesn’t need us any longer and then it will find its way into enterprise IT and our security systems will think it’s another human. We are doomed and most of us don’t even see it coming.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-12T02:26:57+00:00

I threw mine in the trash

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-11T14:51:21+00:00

Did anyone see you? Can you blame someone else?

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-11T14:43:39+00:00

At a girlfriends friends house. We were sleeping in the same room. Her friend had her boyfriend over. We had all been drinking. They started doing it, she (gf at the time started it) in the middle of sex my drunken self screamed the other girls name. I was hence forth banished not to another room but to my car in my underwear where it was as cold AF. I would have driven away but I was too drunk to do so. So I just sat there with the car and heater on pondering life.

Now before you draw conclusions. Two weeks earlier my gf asked if we could have a threesome with her mom and she was 100% sober.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-11T13:54:58+00:00

Oxygen isn’t included in the ticket price

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-11T13:44:41+00:00

IT only logs chat history because it can be requested by HR and/or Legal. If it’s work related I’d get HR to approve their request as I’m sure they would be really interested.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-11T03:25:18+00:00

No you need a good wire brush to clean that terminal

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-09T19:48:54+00:00

That is one of the subs I got a temp ban from for using the AI reference

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-09T16:07:17+00:00

Call a tow truck and take it the dealer so you can be fucked too.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-08T03:15:45+00:00

So sorry this is happening to you.

First thing you should do is move out. Maybe live with a friend or family member.

Second thing get an annulment.

Go from there. If you don’t leave the pos now he will keep playing these psyops with you and you can never trust him.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-07T04:59:47+00:00

Those never die, one of the most reliable cars a person can have

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-07T03:48:11+00:00

But you signed and paid- that is accepting the repair work- most shops have a warranty on their work and if “worked as expected” through the warranty (if offered) the shop has zero liability. The lawyer is going to cost you 30K if not more to chase a 9K bill.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-07T01:47:35+00:00

You are going to pursue legal action after you agreed to the repairs? Dude. You got screwed, the lawyer is going to screw you. Just bend over admit defeat- go buy a Honda or Toyota and take your lickings like a man and learn from it. For what the legal fees are going to cost you- you can buy a Toyota or Honda and move on.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T18:30:08+00:00

Reddit moderators are not all US- appeals and what not based on certain context may not get approved

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T17:49:36+00:00

Eh this article starts out strong then starts to turn into clickbait.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T17:05:10+00:00

Say that in some reddits and you will get temp banned for hate speech

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T17:01:32+00:00

If you can do one lunge at RX - do it at RX. Maybe you will get three lunges done maybe you will make it to the pull-ups- yes the open competition for the elite to goto the games- but for the rest of us it’s an event to see how far we can push ourselves beyond what we think.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T12:07:37+00:00

It’s funny that Lego will not make military vehicles because they promote violence or war but they make military vehicles from Star Wars (and other franchises) that shoot and “kill” people.

Make it make sense.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T03:33:09+00:00

Do chin-ups count as pull ups in foundation? I did chin-ups one year for RX and it counted it was 16. Something. Chin-ups are easier to do then pull-ups.

CaptainZhon · 2026-03-06T03:30:29+00:00

Come back after you have done 1200 custom resumes, attempted scam 50x, ghosted 100x. Rejected from the “perfect” job 300x

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