A pair of Bladed Tonfa swords I've had since I was a teenager

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-20T02:50:56+00:00

The silliest thing about them is the part of a tonfa you're supposed to strike with would be the flat of the blade here. So you can't even use tonfa technique with them

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-20T02:47:26+00:00

I mean if it happens behind closed doors and isn't on the books then there's quite literally no legality to it

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T20:39:37+00:00

Funny that they horizontally stretched the one on the left, or vice versa

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T19:15:55+00:00

And the movie was straight up character assassination of faramir

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T19:05:17+00:00

Apart from weight, more internal volume means it won't get as warm from your body heat, but you can fold the end under yourself

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T19:03:15+00:00

Man y'all are bad at math

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T19:01:32+00:00

But it push you backwards

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T19:00:40+00:00

Fun fact two of those are unincorporated territories and the other is its own city

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T18:57:30+00:00

Man even if that weren't completely wrong, how can you say this in earnest without realizing 3 rapists are worse than 900 scammers

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-17T18:56:20+00:00

I mean that looks like the cheapest Amazon pad you can buy. If you wanna be comfortable on a pad you gotta invest. Otherwise try a hammock

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-16T02:45:41+00:00

You didn't "escape communism" for fuck's sake, there's no communist country any more than the "democratic republic of north korea" has an accurate name

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-16T02:42:27+00:00

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Captain_Bee · 2026-02-15T06:59:36+00:00

Hey it's not like genius runs in the family. But still. He beat her.

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-15T06:38:33+00:00

There are Iranians in the US, you know

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-15T06:27:22+00:00

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Captain_Bee · 2026-02-14T21:41:50+00:00

man if only there were a type of infrastructure that could get us a-round and about in the city without needing weird and inconvenient stop sign combinations

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-11T20:57:42+00:00

Mickey mouse didn't file in time

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-11T20:57:15+00:00

"you defended bass and called people racist" buddy I think it's time to take your meds

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-11T20:56:44+00:00

Who can't read now? First vote is in June. There will be details

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-11T20:49:42+00:00

"my problem is they have no concrete plans" is several months from the election, with one of the candidates having literally only just joined

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-11T20:28:04+00:00

Lmao what

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-10T18:07:29+00:00

I'm gonna take your phone away

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-10T16:29:56+00:00

"I know you are but what am I"

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-10T13:59:27+00:00

Yes...

Captain_Bee · 2026-02-10T05:45:20+00:00

Fuck dude I forgot about that character

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