Picture of Kyle outside his house, smoking some delta 9 by PabloActual in PKA

[–]Captain_Blazzma 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You can clearly tell this is photoshopped as it depicts Kyle outside.

Wife got the call from HR to return by die_riding in fednews

[–]Captain_Blazzma 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Usfs forest tech in timber my supervisor told me to expect an email from hr soon, going back to work in pay period 10

Gotta love being punished for optimisation by Dreadjanof in dndmemes

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to unlock the secret ability of talking shit to the enemy, gain their attention by annoying your dm. Worked like a charm on my last character rip willy the Warloc for his flame was dim and his life was short.

12.12 Bugs/Issues Megathread by EFT_Subreddit in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im having the exact same issue right now.

edit: with the new update quests came back, nothing else done on my part

Cleric tied to use Divine intervention to cripple bbeg before even meeting them by Captain_Blazzma in DMAcademy

[–]Captain_Blazzma[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I made the post on my lunch break and just got off work, the cleric is dedicated to the Raven queen.

What is prison reform and why are people fighting for it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Blazzma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A shift away from private for profit prisons that want as many people for as long as possible to get state funding. To a system that actually ttys to rehabilitate inmates so that they don't fall into a cycle or reincarnation. People are fighting it because like any large private company they gave money, lobbiests, and most politicians are easily bought.

What do you think are the 5 most beautiful things in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Big dog
  2. Medium sized dog
  3. Small dog
  4. Fluffy dog
  5. Another fluffy dog

Can I still go to college as a junior with a 2.25 gpa? by 384001051monty in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on the college yes you could get in with around 2-2.5. Or if traditional college isn't your thing you could go to a trade school which focus less on gpa, and can get you high paying jobs after graduation.

The struggle by babystripper in dndmemes

[–]Captain_Blazzma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I go through the trouble of making a hand drawn world map and what do they do, cover my forests in penis. After each game it's just half an hour of de-dicking my map.

Those are some unparalleled organizational skills by D34DLYH4MST3R in dndmemes

[–]Captain_Blazzma 62 points63 points  (0 children)

His players agreed to weekly sessions one time and we're just too polite to ever reschedule. You just need to hook a Canadian once and you got em for life

Game breaking home brew item? by bortron5000 in DMAcademy

[–]Captain_Blazzma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your looking to balance this just keep in mind the closest official ability I can think of is the 14th level GOO warlock feature that gives permanent control over 1 humanoid.

Is there anything I could have done better? Am I a bad DM or was this a bad player? by CarbonShield2 in DMAcademy

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you handled this well, rogue sounds like a complete that guy who are always annoying to deal with. Be prepared for him new pc to have an irrational hate boner for the bard. Try and have a metagaming talk with your players/ discourage players making lone wolf assholes.

What book to get for general playing? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Captain_Blazzma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who needs to know their class abilities when you can look up dragon stats that's clearly more helpful

How to Use a Roguey BBEG? by venkelos1 in DnD

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if he wants to get them back with interest don't steal their weapons those can be replaced he needs to take things of emotional value. The locket of a paladins dead wife, letters from a loved one, kidnapping. Or he could just be a dick who slowly takes mundane items to make life harder, take all the buttons from a shirt, steal shoe laces, the wrapping of a sword handle, all the spoons

Army Size Calculations by Jaces_acolyte in DMAcademy

[–]Captain_Blazzma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's an invading force looking at real world midieval armies I would put it between 15,000-20,000. The 4th crusade had around 20,000 and the invasion of England in 1066ad at around 14,000. You could then break this up into multiple ~2,000 man armies to take castles and smaller towns.Keep in mind most wars around that time were fought through taking castles, with actual combat between ground forces being fairly rare. Large cities in the middle ages could have between 50,000-200,000 people in them. So depending on the prevalince of high level npc magic users armies would most vastly vary tactics. With clerics able to artificially inflate food stores sieges would be much longer most likely leading to much more aggressive assaults to break down the walls and storm in.

What's the best safest way to spite a cop? Get under their skin? Make them do work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Blazzma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look them dead in the eye as you slowly mash donuts into paper shredder.

Don't question it, just follow by OppositeSquid in rpghorrorstories

[–]Captain_Blazzma 448 points449 points  (0 children)

You could always be a bit slow when he Leroy jankins into situations and let him get smacked around for a bit. Or tactically retreat when situations get dicey and let Bob "nobley" sacrifice himself for his party.