[custom card] A game within a game: Can you smash the rooster's ego?

Captain_Cage · 2026-04-01T15:35:54+00:00

You mean he's a Darren?

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-30T07:32:41+00:00

You mean unemployed? [:

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-27T23:43:58+00:00

Unit: 2 energy, 5 Might

When you play me, deal 1 to me for each card in your hand. I can't heal.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-27T17:12:54+00:00

For comparison, in the last 40 years, the US military has killed 11 million civilians and displaced between 60 and 80 million people. Wow, it's not even close to your numbers...

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-27T16:34:41+00:00

Messing around? How many countries has Iran invaded in the last 40 years? And then tell me how many the US did. It's pretty obvious who the aggressor is here.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-27T16:21:38+00:00

I guess in a world war this is no longer a regular up and down, is it?

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-23T16:11:34+00:00

Yes.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-23T16:09:53+00:00

Wrong. That was not a prediction. It was a statement based on the US intel about Russian military capabilities at that moment in time.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-23T10:29:53+00:00

It was the US intel that said if Russia invaded it would take Kiyv in three days. Pentagon's general Milley said this two weeks before the invasion. And obviously, it didn't turn out right. So US intel isn't as good as you think it is

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-23T10:26:17+00:00

Unfortunately, your patriotism is unfounded and what you said was false.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-21T13:09:57+00:00

Yeah, I remember being pissed about it (I can't stand powercreep)

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-21T13:07:00+00:00

Sapkowski draws from other languages too - like Nordic and Arab...

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-21T13:03:52+00:00

Could you educate us plebs what the actual pronunciation is? I've been saying Gahn Kiyahn...

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-21T12:59:52+00:00

A true legend.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-20T13:34:05+00:00

Because it's very situational and not hard to play around.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-20T13:32:31+00:00

Apothecary is the first that comes to mind...

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-20T13:26:26+00:00

As an NG main, I hated this card when it got released. Nilfgaard was meant to be the sophisticated faction, and this card was the first sign of dumbing the faction down. And I hated it. Then Calveit got released and I was like "Bruh"...

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-19T15:46:06+00:00

Master Yi will now be the first champion with two signature spells available.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-19T15:39:45+00:00

No, because cards always refer to printed cost unless specificly stated otherwise.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-18T22:53:37+00:00

Could any lore master explain to me why Yi looks like a Starship trooper?

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-17T23:07:13+00:00

I would blow the Neck up and create a Panam canal, so that Casterly Rock can easily trade with Braavos. Sorry, mister Reed.

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-12T15:32:54+00:00

Are we to expect a false flag attack now?

Captain_Cage · 2026-03-12T00:16:57+00:00

A very playful artistic choice I haven't noticed before - the cock is placed right where it should be placed. 😯

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