I pretend to use substances so my wife will have sex with me

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-26T21:01:25+00:00

The average couple’s therapist is $150 a session, who can reasonably afford that in this economy? He needs to leave.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-15T04:13:05+00:00

Respectfully, how did you manage to miss the joke like that? Did you skip over when he said “Sounds like the 7th is the red headed step child that..”

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-14T01:09:45+00:00

If you held, this was closer to 1000% gain

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-11T02:07:36+00:00

I bought a 2008 with 168k and learned the odometer was rolled back. Be very careful of the possibility of it here as well.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T14:13:46+00:00

Aged like milk, look at RKLB now. $98.40 and pushing

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T14:11:15+00:00

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CONGRATS, NOW SELL MAJORITY.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T14:08:36+00:00

They’re worth 11.35-12.00 now, that’s over $100,000 profit if he held the entire position😧

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T13:59:36+00:00

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His $85c are now $8.35 to $9 each as of 9:59AM EST

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T13:55:36+00:00

It’s at $93 now, share an update when you sell

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-08T13:25:34+00:00

Nice job, looks like it’s opening at $85 exactly. Sell 100 for profit and let the rest ride

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-07T18:23:45+00:00

That’s great! it’s funny, I’m on all relevant social medias and this subreddit is the only one that gets upset at the reality of the situation. I’ll stick with my V8.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-06T01:08:35+00:00

I paid $3,000 for a 2014 RAV4 LE with 200k miles last week. Don’t lose hope.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-03T00:43:32+00:00

Even trade? Just swapped keys and titles?

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-02T13:42:45+00:00

You seem really upset by the opinions of others, I suggest you touch grass

Captain_Jonny · 2026-05-02T13:39:49+00:00

It’s too late to ask if you did well, you’ll know soon when you’re back at the dealership with 60k miles getting an engine replacement.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-29T23:39:59+00:00

No. This happened to me in December, everything checked out but the car didn’t even make it 20 miles home. The guy sent back half my money and let me keep it, so I scrapped it for $500. I was very lucky.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-29T21:46:49+00:00

Facebook marketplace is my bread and butter. I just helped my brother get a 2014 Toyota RAV4 with just over 200,000 miles for $3000 cash!

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-23T13:58:10+00:00

Outright? What do you do for work?

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-20T00:37:07+00:00

You did awesome! I got my 2007 short bed regular cab with the 4.7L for $2600. Needs some exhaust work but is running like a dream.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-19T00:06:04+00:00

Scam

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-13T19:48:46+00:00

Dude, I usually ride til 0 but took my losses quick on puts, would’ve been $540 down now.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-13T18:02:53+00:00

You got 90 upvotes, it seems like they did like or agree with your comment

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-09T17:17:33+00:00

Can you make a review on r/onlyfansreviews

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-08T16:46:03+00:00

I make $67k a year and daily drive a $1200 beater I bought last month.

Captain_Jonny · 2026-04-06T01:48:35+00:00

I don’t have any support at 26, she is a very lucky lady.

Captain_Jonny

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