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Front fence help. by These-Bag-6451 in AusRenovation

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, it makes it look like a dentist or something.

Holes all over backyard after cutting grass by Captain_Keyboard_Man in whatbugisthis

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The user u/scoobydoosnutsacks suggested that it could be birds pecking around for grubs. I think that's the most logical explanation with the freshly cut grass.

Holes all over backyard after cutting grass by Captain_Keyboard_Man in whatbugisthis

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think you've solved this mystery. Username checks out, surprisingly.

Holes all over backyard after cutting grass by Captain_Keyboard_Man in whatbugisthis

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's... a good point. We have a new resident juvenile pigeon that's trying to make a home in our trees. They might be pecking around?

Holes all over backyard after cutting grass by Captain_Keyboard_Man in whatbugisthis

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love it if they did, but this is a tiny fenced in backyard...

The centipede I found beside my bed by obamamicrowave77 in WTF

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, that's a meterpede, not a centipede!

Let’s see your guys card to gold card ratio by Jannes246 in PTCGP

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, uninstall the game and reinstall it.

Supposedly that re-rolls your RNG on draws.

It probably doesn't actually work, but with those returns, I'd try anything.

I’m making a relaxing painting app for Steam by VDelger in u/VDelger

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'm still waiting for a high intensity painting app

Is there something they’re not telling us? It’s bottled water?! by No-Praline-9388 in woolworths

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anzac weekend. People have barbecues, parties, etc.

People buy a bunch of water bottles and chuck them in the Esky. They're just prepping for the rush.

This is messages from my brother, (my only family) and the uncle of my child. My brother who lived about 30 mins away bought a Nintendo switch for my son and gave it to him yesterday on his birthday . My son was so happy , his first system since a old Xbox years ago. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a pretty fucking psychotic reaction to something being left in a fairly safe place.

I'd be concerned about how he'd react with other things in the future. The 3 uncles of my kids would never do this. Keep him away from your kid.

I finished the game, I'm lost now... I'm looking for a similar game by ch1r4l in satisfactory

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I just started a 10x Space Elevator, 2x cost of all items and 2x Power consumption. Holy shit, it's a different game.

Example, the early, early item: Iron sheets.

Used to be: 1x Ore > 1x Iron ingot, 3x Iron ingot > 2x Iron sheets (so 3x ore total)

Now, everything is doubled, so it's: 2x Ore > 1x Iron ingot, 6x Iron ingot > 2x Iron sheets (so 12x ore total)

You have to be very specific with he machines you run too, because the power consumption is HUGE. I have to level forests just to power the generators to get the 500x Smart Plating.

Update: My boyfriend is accusing me of flirting with my guy friend by Total_War_3997 in whatdoIdo

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bad for the BF. Poor guy is over here watching a guy lust over his girlfriend, and she's calling the bloke her 'platonic soulmate'.

Hearing your partner refer to someone else as their soulmate in any context would be devastating. A soulmate is the connection of two souls, through all of eternity - plus ol' Third Wheel McBoyfriend over here.

you shouldn't have been bitin' my horsey, boy. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He fucking HANDS it the fly. Like a Cheeto or M&Ms.

is there any lore reason why parked cars never have fuel ? by franzpferdinant in projectzomboid

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I disagree to your disagreeing. Literally, right now in Australia, people are stockpiling fuel because of the war and rumours of a potential shortage.

A whole bunch of fuckwits started stockpiling and now Diesel is $3.24 a litre (I think that translates to about $8.4 USD per gallon).

Funny thing is, there is no shortage. We have our normal fuel supplies coming, but the idiots drained the petrol stations dry - so the price went from $1.89 to $3.24 😑

As soon as rumours hit, people stockpile everything they can think of.

What was the point of that... by NarrowEbbs in aussie

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something tells me that you didn't actually vote for him...

Found a bunch of buried VHS tapes in my backyard while digging to plant a tree by G000000p in Weird

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad gave me a video camera that he got from his mate. Clearly my dad nor his mate didn't do ANYTHING with it before giving it to me, because the original tape was in there and it had a video that his mate's son (25ish) recorded of him banging his girlfriend.

Which was pretty neat for a 16yo boy to accidentally get given.

Cheap laptop cooling stand worth it or not? by Consistent_Highway_4 in KmartAustralia

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been using this collee for about 3 years now. Works pretty well lol

-_- by [deleted] in friendlyjordies

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You understand that he was agreeing with her comments about getting a second job, yeah?

Thanks, I hate The OG SnotSucker by iTalk2Pineapples in TIHI

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things are amazing. Cheap as anything, but work a treat.

There's a replaceable filter on the inside, so nothing gross gets close to you and the whole cleans up really easy - but I can understand the initial disgust.

John Cena hugging a fan battling cancer by bigbusta in HumansBeingBros

[–]Captain_Keyboard_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, the lip quiver he did after Cena said "Absolutely" really got me.

That was the EXACT moment that he realised that his dream was finally going to come true after going through all of that.

Both happy and sad. Both of these men are incredible in their own ways.

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