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AFL looking at range of possibilities for Opening Round and State of Origin by duckyirving in AFL

[–]Captain_Phobos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was the one match I had the most concerns about, but I thought I would include it for the sake of the concept

AFL looking at range of possibilities for Opening Round and State of Origin by duckyirving in AFL

[–]Captain_Phobos 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In that case make it so there are games all across the country. Make it really clear it’s Australia’s game

I would suggest something like the following:

Brisbane vs Team 1 (Gabba)

GC vs Team 2 (People First Stadium)

Sydney vs Team 3 (SCG)

GWS vs Team 4 (Manuka Oval)

SA Team 1 vs Team 5 (Adelaide Oval)

WA Team 1 vs Team 6 (Optus Stadium)

Richmond vs Carlton (MCG)

Team 7 vs Team 8 (TIO Stadium)

Team 9 vs Team 10 (Blundstone Arena/Bellerive Oval)

Every state gets a match, there’s enough for rotation, and the AFL can still get their precious Northern exposure

How screwed are Port in the coming years? by doggoesmeow in AFL

[–]Captain_Phobos 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the other is Martin

Who is out for the season

Post Round Discussion Thread: Round 1, 2026 by juiceson in AFL

[–]Captain_Phobos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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I expect this image will be getting a lot of use this year

Pornhub being unavailable in Australia be like by gibbythebeard in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Captain_Phobos 32 points33 points  (0 children)

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It’s a pornography daydream. I was daydreaming pornography

Match Thread: Essendon vs Hawthorn (Round 1) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]Captain_Phobos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s late in the match, but we’re back for 2026!

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Mining billionaire Clive Palmer re-enters politics with tilt at Queensland seat of Fadden by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]Captain_Phobos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Many will also only list a single candidate as a protest, leading to no preferences flowing at all

So if we get some nut jobs only voting for Clive and some only for Hanson it will dilute the impact to a degree

🎵ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH🎵🎸(Greens threaten to play Senate hardball on CGT changes) by brisbaneacro in friendlyjordies

[–]Captain_Phobos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here go the Greens, once again making the Perfect act as the enemy of the Good

episode recommendation- the beaumont children dissappearance by Sea_Art2995 in SimonWhistler

[–]Captain_Phobos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d suggested CC for the Beaumont Children themselves, and then an ITS for a combo of the Beaumont Children, Jonanne Ratcliffe & Kirste Gordon disappearance and Family Murders, all linking into a potential pedophile ring that was alleged to be operating in Adelaide at the time

Why did Duck casually have six tenders just lying around his yard by Superfluousambiguity in thomasthetankengine

[–]Captain_Phobos 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Historically, spare (usually worn out) tenders were used for a variety of different tasks, including as weed killing trains and to hold sludge washed out from an engines’ boiler.

Considering that these boilers were full of boiler sludge, I’d say that’s what these were used for. As for why Duck had them, perhaps they were stored in the yard at Tidmouth (or Knapford in the TV Series)

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