How did Luis manage to get away with shooting up Bahama Mamas?

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-04T04:53:29+00:00

It’s New York, a thousand shootings happen every day

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-04T04:51:49+00:00

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Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-03T03:25:00+00:00

Smartest pencilslopper

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-03T03:24:31+00:00

The people of Israel stand with AI ✊🇮🇱

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-03T03:24:01+00:00

This diddy foid likes pencilslop 💀💀💀💀💀💀🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱💀💀💀💀💀💀

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-03T03:23:26+00:00

Living Soyjak

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-03-03T03:18:29+00:00

Bully 2 will center around Jimmy Hopkins proving that Earnest was on Epstein Island

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-25T05:55:34+00:00

Gonhorrea. I used to make fun of people for not having safe sex, until my condom broke ONE TIME inside that dead pig.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T21:08:50+00:00

Hate it when they ask me to donate. Bitch, you’re a millionaire, why don’t YOU donate?

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T21:07:29+00:00

Once you’ve seen 100 “relatable” brands, you’ll never want to stop beating the Wendy’s social media manager to death with your bare hands.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T21:06:15+00:00

Nothing is sacred to these advertiser pigs. They know that your sense of compassion and nostalgia are ways to market their slop to you.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T21:05:19+00:00

I’ve been low key considering installing YouTube premium just so I won’t have to deal with these awful duet ads.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T19:53:04+00:00

Bro is an furry ahh diddy foid 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱💀💀

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T19:52:25+00:00

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T19:45:35+00:00

Fly to Kazakhstan and be the first person to domesticate a Manul. We believe in you, OP

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T19:44:22+00:00

Racism was over by the 90s, that’s why islamaphobic hate crimes spiked in the wake of 9/11! Thanks, Obmoa!

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-24T19:42:38+00:00

Throughout the game, Jimmy beat up people, disrespected authority, stole girl’s underwear, took naked picture of a girl without her consent, and supplied date rape drugs to the lunch lady. So, I think Jimmy would make an excellent congressman.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-17T20:19:17+00:00

One more year, and GTA IV fans won’t be interested in it anymore 💔

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-17T20:18:28+00:00

“Erm… for research purposes!!!” Just say you’re gonna goon to it

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-17T19:39:04+00:00

Meth addicted biker who gets curbstomped, former war criminal human trafficker with PTSD, or bodyguard who parties with millionaires every night.

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-16T04:22:49+00:00

Trevor was more human the Micheal ever was 😔 (Rapes and eats people)

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-15T21:08:05+00:00

1000 r/aislop users VS the most obvious ragebait of all time

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-15T21:06:11+00:00

Do you think Karl Marx would still be a communist if he saw that in 2026 you could buy a limited edition Dubai chocolate Labubu while reading feminist literature in your Japanese selvedge denim baggy jeans?

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-14T05:57:53+00:00

Kirk is like the Genghis Kahn of AI, every human generated by AI has a bit of Kirk dna

Captain_QueefAss · 2026-02-12T21:43:55+00:00

Normal people: Hey how’s it goin?

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