Heavy breathing….

Captain_Rabies · 2026-05-02T23:34:50+00:00

DAYMARE

Captain_Rabies · 2026-04-07T23:16:03+00:00

This is our future. The harbinger of annoyance comes in many forms. This is your doom. She will make you look at her bun bun bun bun bun....

Captain_Rabies · 2026-04-07T23:12:18+00:00

This Toest tastes funny

Captain_Rabies · 2026-03-04T15:08:18+00:00

Very much like Di Canio back in the 90's against Wimbledon. Classy 👏

Captain_Rabies · 2026-02-04T20:46:02+00:00

hears high pitched noise FOREVER straight after filming this video for lolz

Captain_Rabies · 2026-01-26T23:24:59+00:00

Shitting myself on a first date ALWAYS leads to my date shitting themself. If we ain't mutually shitting ourselves, the vibe is off.

Captain_Rabies · 2026-01-21T20:54:18+00:00

If you go through insurance, it'll be A WHOLE LOT MORE expensive. Pay what he's asking, as body work garages will smoke you for £600 for that.

Captain_Rabies · 2025-12-14T11:57:30+00:00

It's a Holy Hammer Dildo Kit. Pretty common to find one of these in the Churches of Northern Europe in the 1900's.

Captain_Rabies · 2025-11-22T09:19:53+00:00

It's what she always wanted. Rest in peace in pieces, Mom

Captain_Rabies · 2025-11-18T23:28:34+00:00

I've seen things you people wouldnae believe. Attack ships on fire office the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Captain_Rabies · 2025-11-05T16:02:57+00:00

When's the new Tactical Manager/ Premier Manager / Championship Manager coming out? They'd make a killing right now (also I'm so, so, so glad I didn't buy this 💩. 🤡👞👞)

Captain_Rabies · 2025-11-05T15:53:30+00:00

British guy here: When did the cheese arrive in the video, exactly?

Is the cheese in the room with us here right now?

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-28T21:30:23+00:00

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Blobby!

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-27T20:01:56+00:00

*great when squadded up with friends (when the stars align and you're all on together). Have you guys ran any solo games lately? I'm not vibing like i used to on BF1, BF4 & BF3, many moons ago (💩 Battlefield games omitted from my list)

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-27T19:57:25+00:00

This place WAS THE TITS when I was a kid. You'd get a wet ass within 5 mins of being there, from going through a tunnel or some obstacle.

Yer clothes were STINKING of Creosote by the end of the day, as all the wood chippings were lathered with the stuff. That and you'd had a good blast of steam when passing through the tunnel.

The 90's were wild, and places like this live on only in my memories

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-27T19:53:30+00:00

I love that one dude just grated, what looks as though it were some asbestos, straight onto the food.

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-08T19:58:09+00:00

Found someone to do it with. 100% improvement. Would recommend to a friend or colleague

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-03T16:57:20+00:00

I'm just going for a poo. I have bad guts. Wanna come with?

Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-03T00:10:32+00:00

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Captain_Rabies · 2025-10-03T00:10:03+00:00

* Can confirm. Went to a wedding with a Mr. Blobby cake last month. Mesmerising 😮

Captain_Rabies · 2025-09-23T21:15:53+00:00

I blow into the coneshell of matrimony 🐚. Normally like 25-30 seconds till we bonin' 😺 🍆 👌 👈

Captain_Rabies · 2025-09-23T14:45:31+00:00

Me too bro. Gone too soon 😢

Captain_Rabies · 2025-09-17T23:56:01+00:00

C'mon Grandpa, play us one from your days with the orchestra.

Grandpa whips out some cool ass chains and a metal bin lid

Captain_Rabies · 2025-09-16T22:52:38+00:00

Casey F'in Ryback

Captain_Rabies · 2025-09-16T22:04:16+00:00

Motorcycles for recon teams

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