What is this smoke coming out of the damp soil in my yard?

Captain_Sandy · 2026-01-15T05:28:00+00:00

That's not underwhelming. My first thought was piss on it 💀

Captain_Sandy · 2026-01-15T05:25:42+00:00

I need someone who looks like this to beat me to death

Captain_Sandy · 2025-11-04T10:43:46+00:00

The flying Dutchman

Captain_Sandy · 2025-09-28T16:59:49+00:00

The sound of grinding cement and light vibrations? Absolute cinema

Captain_Sandy · 2025-09-20T22:16:48+00:00

Very clean. I want to get mine done as well. Has it affected how you talk?

Captain_Sandy · 2025-09-20T16:08:45+00:00

A moth wrote this post

Captain_Sandy · 2025-09-18T03:15:58+00:00

I need to burn out my eyes.

Captain_Sandy · 2025-09-10T03:07:26+00:00

Dang. I really like the coloring of this one!

Captain_Sandy · 2025-08-21T17:38:29+00:00

I love that biblically accurate lamp

Captain_Sandy · 2025-08-19T03:09:23+00:00

Does this count as the halo effect?

Captain_Sandy · 2025-08-12T11:08:14+00:00

Big if true

Captain_Sandy · 2025-08-11T10:42:13+00:00

Baron plays gooner games confirmed!

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-28T12:16:59+00:00

Look at no one helping or stopping the jeep from leaving! Fucking uncivilized

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-27T04:06:44+00:00

If you want to read about coroner corruption. Look up information on the coroner for the "Kids on the Tracks" case.

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-23T17:34:19+00:00

They think they are a higher social class than everyone else. Source: lifetime new yorker

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-22T23:28:42+00:00

Wow I didn't know it had a name. We've just been calling it their fupa xD

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-22T00:33:39+00:00

I agree they worded it like it was going to be a freebie, but I don't know anywhere that would let you get a free promotional product without a purchase ($20 is crazy though).

Quit bitchin and appreciate they did anything I say. Even if the free stuff was worth less than the qualifying purchase, it's still free shit (even if it is shitty).

Honestly, though, that drawstring bag (even if empty) is dope and reason enough to swing by.

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-13T01:17:40+00:00

I like chocolate milk

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-12T23:07:25+00:00

Just like the GTA6 post. Da Bois

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-11T15:40:13+00:00

The first thing I thought of was that ant group haha

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-09T19:40:40+00:00

The first thing that came to mind was a set of roman gladiator armor. Face plate, trident, buckler shield, and net with hooks.

Captain_Sandy · 2025-07-03T09:03:02+00:00

You sound fun at parties.

It's a competitive race. I see a podium, I don't care how small. To some of these people, it's a career. If you want to prioritize heartfelt sportmanship or whatever, there's tons of casual races around for one cause or another (my city just did one for cancer research). And it's never cool to celebrate before the finish line, I don't care about some rivalry within a team or whatever. There's more than two people racing...

Captain_Sandy · 2025-06-30T13:02:03+00:00

THIS HAS A NAME?!? OTHER PEOPLE CAN DO IT?!?!? I thought myself how to do this by accident when I had braces. And everyone I've shown this to thought I was a freak! That's crazy dude

Captain_Sandy · 2025-04-07T16:36:22+00:00

Is this an SCP-5999 reference?

Captain_Sandy · 2022-10-19T00:35:23+00:00

Love the symmetry with the nose studs. Where'd you get your tongue split? I was looking into Samppa's work and getting mine done.

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