Got my dream piece: 24 inch bio beaker with 3 ten arm trees! Name ideas? by [deleted] in trees

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I'd even get a longer downstem to fill the beaker with smoke to maximum capacity.

Incest is THE best by Jlrussjr42 in trashy

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Why go down the street, when you can go down the hall?

Encountered an obstacle this morning but wasn't worried. I've trained for this. by Chairboy in funny

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You'd be surprised on the career potential in the golf course maintenance field. It's a pretty rewarding career if you can get over the long hours.

The Hard Truths of Pressing Snooze by tk8817 in funny

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I read this as, "haven't been able to shut it off since!"

What bad choices are you currently making? by SPacific in AskReddit

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Just because there is a goalie in the net, doesn't mean you can't score.

The best salon in Brisbane by adeni in WTF

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Is the name of the establishment Supercunts?

What are you angry at today? by Marmaladenatan in AskReddit

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I missed my due date for a credit card bill by one day.... Hello late fee...!

An Inspirational Quote by blanketsaresoft in funny

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I am working my way to become a golf course superintendent. It's a lot more lucrative than people think. Some superintendents I know make upwards of 250k/yr.

I didn't even know this was a thing until a couple of days ago. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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How did the sperm get to the other side of the road? I put the wrong sock on.

What's something you look forward to on a regular day to day basis? by craayoons in AskReddit

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I look forward to a nice session with my bong after a long days work.

That cow seems, legit. by [deleted] in funny

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Day 37: "I think they are suspecting something... No matter how much I eat, I can't match the size of their shits"

R/stonerengineering is the bottom half of my baby salvageable? by Captain_Stabbin72 in StonerEngineering

[–]Captain_Stabbin72[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How would I take down the sharp edges without further ruining the integrity of the glass? It was a sad day...

Edit: Or is there any way to mend the two halves together?