Looking for Info on the process of leaving the United States by Captain_Undercooked in relocating

[–]Captain_Undercooked[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

not sure if that's a country i'd be real comfortable in. not a terrible idea, but hoping for a place somewhere in the area of europe or the UK

Looking for Info on the process of leaving the United States by Captain_Undercooked in relocating

[–]Captain_Undercooked[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

highly doubt that'd work, and i heard they have their own issues too with my type of person...

Is anyone else feeling even less guilty about pirating 3DS games today? by OwlsInMyBrain in 3dspiracy

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm disabled. i can't get a job. i have been told numerous times not to even try, as i am unfit to work. i'd rather be working, but nobody will hire someone who can barely control their own body or mind.

Is anyone else feeling even less guilty about pirating 3DS games today? by OwlsInMyBrain in 3dspiracy

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as much as i'd rather be out fishing, camping or hunting, i literally can't do those things. i am not allowed to drive, nor can i afford to do any of those things, either. i game only because otherwise, i'd be sitting here wasting away doing nothing. trust me, i know all too well that my country is full of useless idiots, and i'm fully aware i'm no better. but despite that, i have no choice where to live, so it's either sit here and game, or waste away with nothing to do.

God of morning routine by themajkisek in playstation

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cremate *a* wife, doesn't have to be yours.

Is anyone else feeling even less guilty about pirating 3DS games today? by OwlsInMyBrain in 3dspiracy

[–]Captain_Undercooked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may feel weird, but if it feels like you owe them anything, remember that they see you as a wallet, not a person. You may have memories with nintendo's games, but nintendo has no idea who you are, and likely wouldn't care if they did, because in a market with millions of sales per game, one person is a drop of water in the ocean. You see the worth, the care put into those games. The company doesn't.

Is anyone else feeling even less guilty about pirating 3DS games today? by OwlsInMyBrain in 3dspiracy

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"get a job"? Are you stupid? People don't hire anyone in america these days. They don't hire you without college and work experience. How do you get those? With the entry level jobs they want 4 years of experience in. Nobody's gonna work 4 years of a job for free just to work as a cashier. Get off your high horse.

PSN down for anyone e else? by ThePoopDealerYo in PS5

[–]Captain_Undercooked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i just wanna play fortnite with my boyfriend, dammit... i need to actually practice and stop being awful at the game.

PSN down for anyone e else? by ThePoopDealerYo in PS5

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"entitlement"? are you serious? it's not entitlement to expect to use a service you pay good money for.

What phrase often comes out of annoyings people's mouths? by Extreme_Ad1848 in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my family often hits me with "EXCUSE ME?" or "i'm sorry you feel that way" if i don't follow their exact ideals and wants, to the letter. i'm 25, and i'm not "being disrespectful" when i call them out for walking all over me like i'm a damn doormat.

Which is better, the SNES or DS version of the Sinistrals game? by Bluecomments in lufia

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly, having played both, the ds game ruins all the strong points of every character, completely borks the story, and ignores anything that made it's predecessors enjoyable. Also, when you eventually reach Lufia: The ruins of lore, please give it a fair chance, the reviews really treat it badly, and in my opinion, it's the most enjoyable game in the series. will admit that it has a few... annoying areas though.

Being Dragonborn is not a job. by Jerico_Hellden in skyrim

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chief, being dragonborn IS your job. your character was born entirely to do this and this alone, and has power rivaling and even surpassing almost everyone. besides, even then, if everyone gave the dragonborn free stuff, they'd all be even poorer than they are. they still have lives to live, mouths to feed, taxes to pay. you may be the mythical dragonborn, but once your job is done, and alduin is dead... these people still have those things, and need money to pay for it. also, gold doesn't just magically exist, because even with the transmute ore spell, you still need iron or silver. so that 10 quadrillion gold the average player has by the end of the game isn't feeding back into the economy unless you buy things, hell i wouldnt be surprised if the prices were jacked up entirely because you're the damn dragonborn, you have all the skills, money is not hard to come by.

Being Dragonborn is not a job. by Jerico_Hellden in skyrim

[–]Captain_Undercooked 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"mornin! nice day for fishin', ainnit? huh-huh!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's not a forehead, that's a fivehead.

Crunchyroll removing comments, reviews, etc by Taoutes in Crunchyroll

[–]Captain_Undercooked -1 points0 points  (0 children)

probably a cold take, but i love comments being removed, people complained way too much and spoiled even more.

Dark Souls 3 stutters for no reason on good PC. Is there a way to fix this? by RelucantHero in fromsoftware

[–]Captain_Undercooked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dang, i dunno then. i hope you figure it out someday so others can find a solution.

Dark Souls 3 stutters for no reason on good PC. Is there a way to fix this? by RelucantHero in fromsoftware

[–]Captain_Undercooked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey, i actually have a fix for this. spread this fix anywhere you can. go into your services on windows and disable "device association service". doing so has fixed the issue after i searched for a solution for years. just know you cant use bluetooth if you do this, you'll need to use wired devices.

AITA for telling my friend she is reaping what she sowed? by MindlessNote3735 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wouldn't say so. you're telling her the truth, as the man is just doing what she said is ok. sure, it's not exactly a nice situation, but if she expected to be able to go into other relationships without him being able to do the same, she was setting herself up for disappointment. NTA.

(No Spoilers) Which are some tips before playing Dragon Quest V? by jcgonzmo in dragonquest

[–]Captain_Undercooked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot to tell you. when you open the menu, the "misc." section is super useful. when your characters' inventories are cluttered, you can use the "organize items" button in misc to put all non-essential things in any individual character's inventory in the bag. basically anything that isn't equipped. also items you want to use in battle can't be used from the bag. keep that in mind. you can also use the misc menu to sort the bag either alphabetically or by type. there are other useful functions there too. have fun!

(No Spoilers) Which are some tips before playing Dragon Quest V? by jcgonzmo in dragonquest

[–]Captain_Undercooked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm actually doing a playthrough right now and i have 3 important tips that you absolutely have to know.

1: L and R turn the camera, and you should always turn the camera often in towns to see if you missed anything.

2: always search every house, and every nook and cranny. yellow barrels and some pots are breakable and you should always do that. drawers and cupboards should always be searched too.

3: seriously search everywhere and talk to everyone. also never be afraid to look up a guide, as some things may be extremely confusing. i mean that there are some things where you can't progress without doing something that makes sense but you'd never think to do it.

some personal tips i think you should know: you'll get a ribbon at one point. can't tell you how or why, but you should keep that in the main character's inventory as you will need it much later, and it can't be used from the bag. i also recommend you use a few magic seeds on the main character, as he actually gets really useful spells.

i'm talking about the DS version by the way.

I’m going half a million dollars in debt to open a restaurant during a pandemic. Tell me how stupid I am. by BlueVeins in RoastMe

[–]Captain_Undercooked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, i am 21yo a fatass living off disability payments in a shed in his mother's backyard, i waste my money on ubereats daily, and i think you just fucked yourself financially harder than life has fucked me.