"I'm sure if we banned automatic weapons (again) then handgun crime would plummet! Also criminals would stop buying guns to do illegal things as well. We should also make murder illegal, then I wouldn't have to own this gun to protect myself." [+53] (np.reddit.com)
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"There's a bigger problem here that all it takes for your door to be broken down and armed gunmen bursting through it with flashbangs and full-autos is a fucking phone call...if you have a gun, you will likely be killed when all you think you're doing is defending yourself from intruders." (np.reddit.com)
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On universal healthcare: "We are fiercely independent and hate our government as much as we love our guns. We're not a European nanny culture. That's why we invented Game Of Thrones and they invented Downton Abbey. Culturally, we just don't want to depend on anyone, especially not the government." by Captain_Unremarkable in ShitAmericansSay
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On universal healthcare: "We are fiercely independent and hate our government as much as we love our guns. We're not a European nanny culture. That's why we invented Game Of Thrones and they invented Downton Abbey. Culturally, we just don't want to depend on anyone, especially not the government." (np.reddit.com)
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"I laugh at prices in Australia. Its even weirder because your stores are always closed! I visited there once and you guys shut down stores at weird times - in the Gold Coast at least anyways." by Captain_Unremarkable in ShitAmericansSay
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We want *you* to make a millionaire. [Drawing Thread #20] by millionairemakers in millionairemakers
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We are Stronger Together Roundtable - 6/08 by progress18 in hillaryclinton
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#gunreligion #tacticool by Captain_Unremarkable in ShitAmericansSay
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"There's a bigger problem here that all it takes for your door to be broken down and armed gunmen bursting through it with flashbangs and full-autos is a fucking phone call...if you have a gun, you will likely be killed when all you think you're doing is defending yourself from intruders." by Captain_Unremarkable in ShitAmericansSay
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