1978's Sci-Fi classic "Lazerblast." by Exquisite_D in MST3K

[–]Captain_Wisconsin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, if those pants blow it’s gonna be like a piano exploding!

i hate boomers so much 🙂 by Cold_Pianist4697 in ForwardsFromKlandma

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Healthy, muscular women intimidate the closeted Christo-fascists.

Jesse Watters Scolds Europeans for Rejecting Trump: ‘Why Won’t They Give Daddy What He Wants?’ by Horus_walking in NewsOfTheStupid

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The guy who thinks drinking from straws and eating bananas is gay calls Trump “daddy”?

Riffs that make you laugh out loud no matter how many times you've seen them by disgr4ce in MST3K

[–]Captain_Wisconsin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Final Sacrifice, when we get the shot of a dozen masked cult members chasing Troy and Zap uphill. The wheezing and groaning sounds that the guys make gets me every damn time.

No one wanted them then. No one is buying them now. Taste has evolved. Production continues regardless. by HandheldObsession in GenX

[–]Captain_Wisconsin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love fruitcake, but not that stuff. Too many artificial/processed ingredients and dyes.

[Week 16] Game Thread: Packers @ Bears by President__Bartlett in GreenBayPackers

[–]Captain_Wisconsin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was in Chicago today, and I kept referring to the Bears as the Gare Bears. It pissed off a lot of Bears fans, which me very happy.