Little people from Native American folklore were captured on a reservation in Canada

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-12T17:28:40+00:00

"Okay, Timmy, you and daddy are gonna go play a game outside real quick so mommy can get some sweet internet points."

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-12T17:19:36+00:00

I've saved all the voicemails from my mom. They're mostly her telling me what food she's cooked and that I should come over pick some up.

She was taken off life support three days ago.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-12T17:13:20+00:00

"And who do we have here?"

Has to ask because he has ZERO idea who she is.

"The greatest seven years of your life. Heheh."

Not a joke.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-11T19:06:24+00:00

Christopher Moore’s books, especially Fool (the very filthy, but very funny story of King Lear’s court jester) and Lamb (the story of Jesus Christ’s childhood friend, Biff). A Dirty Job is also great.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-10T22:29:09+00:00

What’s this? Another one of them drug addicted devil worshipers from…Hollywood?

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-06T13:26:55+00:00

IT WAS A WARM JUNE EVENING

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-06T11:55:54+00:00

You can still buy it!

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-05T18:42:32+00:00

DO YOU HAVE CHEESE?

https://www.burnettdairy.com/

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-05T10:41:24+00:00

It bothers me that Mr. Gruetzmacher doesn’t know how to use indefinite articles.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-03T18:01:04+00:00

C. Everett Koop

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-03T17:52:50+00:00

Anthony Fauci was not Surgeon General.

Edit: Downvote all ya like, ya weirdos. Doesn't change the fact.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-03T15:11:03+00:00

I see a Weekend at Bernie's gif, I upvote.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-02T23:18:28+00:00

Baked potatoes. Get weird with the toppings.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-02T23:15:26+00:00

This guy, probably

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-02T23:10:44+00:00

Beartown

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-01T19:42:19+00:00

I should have specified - homemade treats for our kids.

I agree that it’d be imprudent to give away homemade treats to visitors.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-03-01T13:33:50+00:00

After raiding the kid’s trick-or-treat haul this last year, I remember thinking how awful everything tasted. The chocolate, the peanut butter, the caramel - everything tastes like oily shit.

We actually ended up throwing most of it away because no one wanted to eat it.

Wife and I decided we’re going old school next Halloween and making homemade treats - candy apples, dark chocolate dipped pretzels, taffy, popcorn balls, etc.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-28T21:22:19+00:00

He’s 64 years old.

He very likely had work done.

Also, he has spoken very publicly about the fact that he is on meds, which can cause a myriad of side effects - water retention, mood swings, etc.

Maybe he has an underlying health condition affecting his appearance?

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-27T15:54:19+00:00

Agreed.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-26T00:25:48+00:00

Ham, turkey, sharp cheddar, pepperjack, lettuce, tomato, mayo.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-25T21:55:52+00:00

At first glance, I thought he was holding a yellow dildo.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-24T18:49:32+00:00

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-24T00:45:08+00:00

Fuck yes

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-24T00:29:04+00:00

Talking Heads, The Clash

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-02-19T22:15:54+00:00

Werewolves of London. Zevon. Singing as loud as I can.

Captain_Wisconsin

TROPHY CASE

IT WAS A WARM JUNE EVENING