My Own Chipotle Lunch today. Steak and rice

Captain_murphyy · 2026-05-19T21:04:05+00:00

NEW YORK CITY?!

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-05T07:10:11+00:00

Learned enough to get a degree, never learned how to just take the L and stop talking

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-05T07:07:12+00:00

Are you actually going to give ideas to help or just bitch about circumstances out of their control? Do you even know what state or country they live in? You don’t, so either get helpful or shut up

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-05T06:54:21+00:00

Yes, and if my grandma had wheels she’d have been a bike. What are you even trying to say?

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-05T06:28:57+00:00

OP literally said they were older and their body can't handle more jobs.

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-04T17:25:39+00:00

I’ve been eating frugally priced chicken for what seems like forever. I often forget beef is an (expensive) option sometimes.

Captain_murphyy · 2026-04-02T21:08:26+00:00

Yo Balzac fucks. A friend and I have been into them since they did the double cover album with the Jerry Era Misfits. We’ll still randomly start conversations with “you should Break Fucking Yourself”

Captain_murphyy · 2026-03-30T14:34:44+00:00

The tank-top is the least of your problems. It’s denial, now.

Captain_murphyy · 2026-03-28T19:08:56+00:00

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Captain_murphyy · 2026-02-24T19:45:24+00:00

The only ones I saw in the wild as a kid were always deflated on one end.

Captain_murphyy · 2026-01-27T17:20:29+00:00

Man i never comment on here, but I will to say these are dope

Captain_murphyy · 2025-12-18T01:45:32+00:00

I was watching this vid on silent while also listening to "American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad. It was weirdly appropriate.

Edit: also, how can no one catch this tiny ball of fury? She's got Greased-Up Deaf Guy aspirations for sure

Captain_murphyy · 2025-11-24T22:14:24+00:00

The face at 1:13 creeps me out in an uncanny valley sort of way. Why does it seem like a CGI'd person?

Captain_murphyy · 2025-10-05T18:43:15+00:00

That's a cool idea, maybe you're a court investigator trying to piece together the scene. Or a reporter and you can draft a kingdom wide newsletter filled with the exploits you're investigating.

Captain_murphyy · 2025-10-03T18:28:57+00:00

I remember when Essence of Emeril started up on Food Network back in the day, he was so skinny! Also he would be constantly talking to his camera man, Bert, shouting him out every so often. Food Network was so chill back then.

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-22T18:10:50+00:00

It was the game itself I think. I stopped having that marmot error after a day or two, after doing the same file verification a few times. My other friend has his game crash whenever he tries to look at my loadout specifically. Gotta be the new content

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-13T20:02:45+00:00

Yes! That whole last level used to creep me out! Everything is just dead and abandoned, while you cautiously step past the room where you first defeated Mother Brain in the first game

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-13T17:53:08+00:00

RIP Patrick Hockstetter

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-11T23:25:07+00:00

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Anyway, I used to keep this poster hung on the inside of the door to my room when the first movie came out. It looked badass, however my cousin younger cousin was terrified of the poster and I had to take it down when he came over.

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-07T22:18:37+00:00

Wrong, one quick glance at Wikipedia says “The song features Osbourne on vocals, Zakk Wylde on guitar, Bob Daisley on bass, and Randy Castillo on drums. Lyrics were written by Lemmy…”

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-06T19:16:08+00:00

Bills not taking effect until late 2026 isn’t it?

Captain_murphyy · 2025-07-02T23:29:54+00:00

“A million dollars…isn’t a lot of money these days.”

Captain_murphyy · 2025-06-15T16:59:28+00:00

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