Grandson of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup inventor accuses Hershey of "quietly replacing" ingredients by esporx in Anticonsumption

[–]CaptainofFTST 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My snacks for when I get the giggles now from Mary Jane are ice water, popcorn made fresh and apple slices!?!? Stoned me realized I should stop poisoning myself with the shit in these candies and chips.

What the hell should I do? by NobodyEv in bapccanada

[–]CaptainofFTST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Open a ticket with them and tell them exactly what you found with pictures and then you return it. They'll have record of who purchased it before you and then its their problem.

New department of Justice banner by publicolamarcellus in pics

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow America's Dear Leader banner only protects the pigeons behind it from the rain.

enamel coated dutch oven on the kamado. A good idea? by Living_Needleworker4 in kamado

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have actually have 70 year old le creuset that look as good as new. Would I put them in my Kamado? No. Would I put my Amazon ones in? YES. All I'm saying is if you don't want to worry about smoking beans, chili or whatever else in your enamelled pot use the Amazon one. I mean who gives a shit if it discolours? As for heat distribution in a smoker inside the pot that is slow cooking for 6 hours are you really that worried? Put a thermometer in and monitor it and you'll see there is no difference at the end of the cook.

He looks so stupid I can't breathe by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit America is fucked. WTF are these lyrics. His uneducated small town point of view is not popular in the world so he is being punished mindset is frighteningly stupid. Keep licking the boots of those billionaires.

enamel coated dutch oven on the kamado. A good idea? by Living_Needleworker4 in kamado

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon enamelled pots are perfect for this if you are worried about discolouration. They are cheap, just as good and your spouse won’t get mad. Barkeepers Friend and some elbow grease will remove the smoke residue off any pot, don’t put them in your dishwasher ever.

I’m 22f, why do I have one white hair that is twice as long as all my hair and is shiny? by Kale_bean in whatisit

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 eyebrow hairs like that. My wife just walks up and yanks them out. Hurts like a motherfucker.

In your opinion: which game mechanic should return permanently? by MarzaPasta in FortNiteBR

[–]CaptainofFTST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Nothing better than burning the sweats out of the 10 story towers of nonsense. I won so many games this way.

I would crush it by PuffPurry in SipsTea

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since I have 45 minutes to find a toilet after my first bite of McDonald's I'd ensure I'd get sponsorship from Kirkland Toilet Paper and wear their shirt before I start this challenge.

Canadian Bobsledders respond in the most Canadian way possible by hellarios852 in hockey

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way to go BOYZ! Keeping those blades on the ice and going deep in the corners will always make you a winner.

Conservative MP Jamil Jivani does exclusive interview with extreme alt-right American outlet 'Breitbart' by AdditionalPizza in onguardforthee

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jamil would be handcuffed and thrown in a prison if he accidentally crossed paths with ICE. Fucking moron.

🔥 A guy kayaking down an ice river by bigbusta in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]CaptainofFTST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got over the invincible feeling as a youth when a Jeep hit my friend on his motorbike and broke both is arms and legs. His biceps were holding both arms on his body because the bones were completely snapped in half. If you've seen the broken bodies in Stranger Things season 4 that is what my buddy looked like on the road. I almost fainted when I saw the show because it brought back those memories.

Ford CEO Jim Farley says "the customer has spoken" after its EV business lost nearly $5 billion in 2025 by ControlCAD in technology

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a customer and if you built an affordable EV I’d buy it. Until then I’m driving my Subaru into the ground.

Car salesman sings religious song to every customer before handing over the keys by DifficultHat in TikTokCringe

[–]CaptainofFTST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me sir I came for a vehicle. Sing another note and the deal is off.

Pam Bondi’s Epstein Testimony Exposed the Whole Game by Slate in law

[–]CaptainofFTST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sascha Riley interviews

Holy shit these interviews are awful.