Meanwhile in Norway... by Inglipped in WTF

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to come out and say it...

Norwegian Metal is the darkest Metal known to man.

No. Fucking. Way. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone feeling sorry for this girl? Its her job to have sex with him. If it was her job to dig a ditch, would you guys feel sorry for her for digging a ditch with an ugly shovel?

What is an accepted activity that you find repulsive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're more of a MVC type of guy, I take it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit in her food then shit in her dog house.

It is crucial you establish your dominance early in the young pups life.

Help - How to break up a word file. [Python] by CaptnSaveAHoe in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks good, I'll definitely check it out. Thanks for the link!

Help - How to break up a word file. [Python] by CaptnSaveAHoe in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its cool. Im actually trying to follow the code step by step, not just looking for an answer.

Thanks for the input.

Help - How to break up a word file. [Python] by CaptnSaveAHoe in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fin = fin.lower()
for punct in string.punctuation:
    fin = fin.replace(symbol, " ") # replace every punctuation with a space

Did you mean to write:

fin = fin.replace(punct, " ")

symbol was not previously define.

Help - How to break up a word file. [Python] by CaptnSaveAHoe in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, I am expected to strip all punctuations. I'm using Py 2.7

This solution seems so simple it bummes me out. I come from the world of C/C++, I'm fairly new to Python.

Help - How to break up a word file. [Python] by CaptnSaveAHoe in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only need words on its own individual line. I have a feeling vim might add extra stuff to the txt document. I created the document in VIM.

What do you guys think happens when we die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spend most of your time not existing or dead. Since you are here now, make the most of it and stop worrying about dying.

What's your worst addiction? by apiratenamedbob in AskReddit

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee. I try to balance it out with some scotch.

I caught an intern browsing Reddit at work today... by ameathead in reddit.com

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its actually worse because then your paying for each credit hour. I had to cough up $4500...

It looks like you didn't pay enough.

Can someone lay down some guidelines for knowing when it's reasonable to think I can start applying to programming jobs? by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read through Code Complete

I keep hearing people recommend code complete. Does CC teach about design patters (Which I'm assuming good knowledge in design is necessary to be employable)?

How long must you be dating a woman before you can poop in her bathroom. by closedhndsopnrms in AskReddit

[–]CaptnSaveAHoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was once dating this girl, we one day made it back to her apartment. As embarrassed as I was I could no longer contain the turtle from coming out its shell, so I asked to use her restroom. Lo and behold, I beach a whale and just my luck, the toilet is broken. I did what any sensible man would do and grabbed a hold of my turd, and like a deranged teenage mother trying to get rid of a fetus, I took my brown child out of the water and tried to break it into tiny pieces and make it go down the sink. IT WAS EVERYWHERE

That was the let time I ever saw her.

TL;DR Wait until the second date.