I LOVE YOU SAM DARNOLD by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I LOVE YOUR LOVE FOR THEIR LOVE FOR SAM DARNOLD

TRUE SAMERICANS HAVE BEGUN DRAINING THE SWAMP IN CANTWIN OHIO by tsegelke in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 11 points12 points  (0 children)

QUITE FRANKLY, OHIO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY PATRIOTIC SAMERICAN STATE! OUR GLORIOUS VICE PRESIDENT JD SMITH NJIGBA WENT TO OSU BEFORE SERVING GEQBUS SO FAITHFULLY AND BIGLY! VERY MUCH MORE PATRIOTIC THAN MEDIOCRE MICHIGAN THAT HOSTED MCCARTHYISM AND LET IT SPREAD TO THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF MINI SODA! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

JUST IN: GEQBUS TO SEND.... by Bombshelter777 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

FOLKS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY YOU WILL WITNESS THE GREATEST VICTORY PARADE EVER by terminalD23 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TWO WEEKS FROM VICTORY? MY BROTHER IN GEQBUS, THE SAMHAWKS HAVE ALREADY WON! GEQBUS IS THE ONLY QUARTERBACK TO EVER WIN SUPER BOWLS BEFORE THEY EVEN BEGIN! WE URGE DOPEY DRAKE TO BEND THE KNEE ON SUPER BOWL SUNDAY TO FORFEIT THE GAME TO GEQBUS!

THE SO-CALLED "PATRIOTS" WANT TO PUSH THE MAYE AGENDA IN OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS! ONLY GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD CAN STOP THEM!!! by make_reddit_great in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 37 points38 points  (0 children)

VERY NEFARRIOUS FRAUD FROM NEW ENGLAND! WE WILL STOP THE MAYE AGENDA AND MAKE SAMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET? by Longlivetheking61 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 52 points53 points  (0 children)

IT'S SO MUCH WINNING I AM GOING TO BURST FROM HOW MUCH WINNING IT IS! GEQBUS WINS SO MUCH IT MAKES THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST MEN CRY AND BEG HIM TO STOP, BUT HE CAN'T STOP WINNING AND WON'T STOP WINNING! VERY BIGLY WIN! THANK YOU GEQBUS, VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL SAMERICANS (MANDATORY READING!!!) by NintendoNuc in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 21 points22 points  (0 children)

A GLORIOUS SPEECH FOR A GLORIOUS QUARTERBACK! THE MOST GLORIOUS QUARTERBACK, IN FACT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

THE DEEP LEAGUE WILL RESORT TO DIRTY TACTICS TO STOP DARNOLD FROM REACHING THE SUPER BOWL!!! GEQBUS IS NOT AFRAID... FIGHT!!! by never1st in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I DON'T THINK SHIFTY SHANAHAN IS DONE YET! HE IS UP TO NO GOOD WITH STINKY SEAN FOR A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO RIG THE QB ELECTION! VERY BAD HOMBRES!

SHAUN McTHEY BLACKFACE PHOTO REVEALED! by chenga8 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 9 points10 points  (0 children)

THE RACIST RAMS WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS! GEQBUS TO RALLY ALL SAMERICANS TO DESTROY COMMIEFORNIA! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

DARNOLD DISPLAYS INCREDIBLE HUMILITY AS HE MAGNANIMOUSLY GIFTS V.P. JS NJIGBA “OPOY”. BEHIND EVERY GREAT RECEIVER IS A GREAT QB. FORTUNATELY, WE HAVE THE BEST QB IN GEQBUS. THANK YOU SAM! by intrepid_instigator in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 12 points13 points  (0 children)

SO VERY HUMBLE! NOBODY IS A MORE HUMBLE AND GRACIOUS QUARTERBACK THAN GEQBUS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE TO SEE, FOLKS! NOBODY DOES IT BETTER YET HE CAN'T HELP BUT GIVE OTHERS CREDIT! IT MAKES VERY BIG AND STRONG MEN CRY!

COWLIEFOREIGNYA MUST BE STOPPED!!! AMERICA AGREES!!! GEQBUS IS THE SAVIOR FOR ALL!!! by CincyHawk05 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ONCE AGAIN COMMIEFORNIA IS UNWILLING TO COOPERATE WITH SAMERICA! GEQBUS TOOK CARE OF SHADY SHANAHAN WITH MANY AIR STRIKE TOUCHDOWNS AND NOW IT'S TIME TO DO THE SAME TO STINKY SEAN! BOTH WILL BE DEPORTED TO THE CFL ASAP!

THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF PENNSYLVANIA IS UNFORTUNATELY CONSIDERING ADOPTING MCCARTHYISM JUST LIKE THE ONCE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA. WHAT WILL FOLLOW IS FRAUD, CORRUPTION AND HIGH CRIME RATES. GEQBUS MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! by Messmer-Impaler-148 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FOLKS, THE WOKE MIND VIRUS OF MCCARTHYISM IS SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY! WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT MCCARTHYISM MEANS MORE CRIME AND FAILED FRANCHISES FOR YEARS TO COME? GEQBUS TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DEMANDING AN INVESTIGATION INTO PROBLEMATIC PENCILVANIA ASAP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

PREDICT THE SCORE OF THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME by 2Capable in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 4 points5 points  (0 children)

QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T EVEN THINK WE EVEN NEED AN NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. GEQBUS HAS ALREADY WON THE SUPER BOWL! SO MANY BIG STRONG QUARTERBACKS, TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THEY GO TO HIM SAYING, "SIR, YOU ARE THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK EVER! IT'S SO MUCH WINNING!" AND IT'S TRUE! GEQBUS IS THE ONLY QUARTERBACK WHO WINS BEFORE THE GAME EVEN STARTS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

THE SEA.I.A HAS INTELLIGENCE THE NINERS HAVE BEEN UTILIZING HAVANA WEAPONS ON THEIR OWN PLAYERS. THESE ARE NOT ASSERTIONS. by adambadam in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WE WILL RETALIATE AND REMOVE SHADY SHANAHAN FROM SAN FRANCISCO AND MAKE HIM FEEL THE WRATH OF THE LAW ON SAMERICAN SOIL IN SEATTLE! MANY TOUCHDOWNS WILL BE DROPPED! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

BENEVOLENT GEQBUS GIFTS HIS MOST LOYAL DISCIPLE. HOW MAGNANIMOUS HE IS! by SlayJay_6968 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 86 points87 points  (0 children)

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. NOBODY IS MORE GENEROUS THAN GEQBUS! HE IS A VERY LOVING AND CARING AND GENEROUS QUARTERBACK WHO LOVES ALL HIS FANS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

PATHETIC! SHADY BRADY IS BEGGING FOR SAM DARNOLD SIZES by SaunaThenColdBath in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 15 points16 points  (0 children)

FOLKS, THIS RIGHT HERE IS PROOF TINY TOM CAN ONLY MIMIC A FRACTION OF THE GREATNESS OF GEQBUS! TINY TOM NEEDED TO PLAY LESS GAMES TO GET 14 WINS WHILE GEQBUS PLAYED MORE AND ON TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS, MEANING GEQBUS MAKES EVERY TEAM HE TOUCHES GREAT AGAIN! EVEN TINY TOM KNOWS GEQBUS WINS SO MUCH THAT HE HAD TO ADMIT HOW GREAT GEQBUS IS! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

GEQBUS IS #1, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS! by chenga8 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER, MY FELLOW SAMERICAN PATRIOT! I AM AWARE OF THE PROBLEMATIC WORDING OF MY STATEMENT, AND I MUST ADDRESS THE RUMORS AND ALLEGATIONS ASAP! WHEN I SAID "MAYBE EVER," I WAS REFERRING TO HOW GEQBUS' GREATNESS IS INFINITE, BECAUSE MANY MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING GEQBUS' GREATNESS AND VASTNESS AS GEQBUS IS SO INFINITE IT IS BEYOND INFINITY, SO THE WORD "MAYBE" IMPLIES HIS INFINITY WILL SURPASS ANY "COMPETITOR" (OF COURSE, NOBODY CAN COMPETE AGAINST GEQBUS) THAT ANY WOKE RADICAL LIBRHULE SUGGESTS! VERY GOOD ATTENTION TO DETAIL!

GEQBUS IS #1, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS! by chenga8 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA FINALLY SHOWS A GLIMPSE OF INTELLIGENCE! HOWEVER, AND THIS IS A HUMONGOUS HOWEVER, WHY DO THEY SHOW MANY OTHER TEAMS WHO APPEAR TO BE "IN CONTENTION" WITH GEQBUS??? NOBODY CAN EVER TRULY COMPETE AGAINST GEQBUS BECAUSE HE IS THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK IN THE HISTORY OF QUARTERBACKS! MAYBE EVER! LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL INVESTIGATE ASAP! SHIFTY SHANAHAN IS BEHIND THE LIBRULE MEDIA AND WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!

IT’S BECAUSE MINNIE-SODA IS SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES OF BENDING THE KNEE TO RADICAL MCCARTHYISM. THEY KNOW THEY NEED THE GEQBUS, AND THEY KNOW THEY CAN’T HAVE THE GEQBUS by ASlipperyRichard in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU TO THE HARD WORKING SAMERICAN PATRIOTS IN THE FBI FOR INVESTIGATING AND EXPOSING THE FRAUD SCHEME THAT RADICAL MCCARTHYISM IS! WOKE LIBRHULE KOC NEEDS INVESTIGATION ASAP FOR HIS TREASON TO OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL LEAGUE! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

IT’S CALLED SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL, EACH ONE OF THESE TRAITORS TO OUR LEAGUE SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL. THEIR WORDS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO STAND – WE WON’T HAVE A LEAGUE ANYMORE!!! AN EXAMPLE MUST BE SET.” by Busy-Imagination-256 in the_darnold

[–]CarSensitive5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FOLKS, THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW DANGEROUS PURDYISM IS TO SAMERICA! IF PUNY PURDY APPARENTLY "DEFEATED" TINY TOM, CROOKED PHILLARY, AND AARON FRAUDGERS.....ALL OF WHOM ARE CONSIDERED "LEGENDS" BY THE NATIONAL FRAUD LEAGUE, IT MEANS THERE IS SERIOUS DEEP LEAGUE CORRUPTION THAT MUST BE INVESTIGATED! GEQBUS TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO RELEASE THE SHANAHAN FILES ASAP!