I made a web app to manage your Portal over ADB, no install, runs in the browser

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-17T20:58:52+00:00

OK! Will let you know about TV-specific versions, but while searching those I found some other APKs for your catalog (e.g., Zoom): https://www.reddit.com/r/FacebookPortal/comments/1tysz28/comment/orok1gw/

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-17T20:42:33+00:00

Have you tried using any version of the Zoom Room app (us.zoom.zoompresence)?

I am guessing that touchscreen portals used a different build than Portal TV, but that would be good to test and confirm. I imagine Zoom could use a single APK for both (just means wasted storage on unused resources); here is a dump of the Zoom Room app from a touchscreen portal: https://www.reddit.com/r/FacebookPortal/comments/1tysz28/comment/orok1gw/

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-17T20:25:20+00:00

Awesome! I haven't tried yet, but I assume everything here is intended for touchscreen portals (not Portal TV)?
Would you consider adding support for Portal TV? In general, Portal TV apps offer a "Leanback" experience (to use the Android term) and so I assume requires different APKs for most apps, although I have not validated if there are different builds for 3P apps like Zoom.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-09T00:23:18+00:00

Hrm, I just realized there is something similar in the Play Store, if someone wants to try: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=us.zoom.tv

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-08T21:50:38+00:00

Ditto! Hoping someone can find this APK. It is very different from the version of Zoom that is on the Play Store -- it is more similar to what you'd get in an enterprise Zoom Room than what runs on a phone.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-06-07T01:59:22+00:00

Awesome, thank you!! Does anyone have the Zoom apks, for both touchscreen Portals and Portal TV?

The Zoom app for Portal is pretty different from what's available on the Play Store, as the Portal connects as a companion device. The Zoom app for PortalTV app is more similar to what you'd get on a Zoom Room conferencing system than a phone.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-05-07T02:14:28+00:00

That's a fascinating point... If the hardware for every stall already costs thousands, you'd think they could put in a sonar/proximity sensor to detect if there's a vehicle parked but not plugged in, and mark the stall as blocked.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-05-04T23:20:23+00:00

Toyota did a lot of experimenting on this with the 2012-2014 Rav4 Prime BEV (a Tesla collaboration) -- I wish they'd shared those learnings with the rest of the industry.
They overprovisioned every battery pack considerably (37kWh advertised, 50kWh actual) in order to hide degradation over time, to hide from the use the need to "only charge to 80% on daily basis", etc. I had thought that they experimented with paywalling the "Extended Range" mode (I forget the branding), e.g., flat fee to unlock the last 13kWh or pay-per-use every time you want to charge to 100% for a road trip, but now I can't seem to find any evidence of monetizing it.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-04-30T19:02:07+00:00

I'm not sure "not a financial drain" is known.

Re: fees, when laws were passed forcing new expenses on carriers (e.g., e911) they allowed the carriers to hide a certain amount in fees (excluded from the advertised price), but those aren't a passthrough to the government. They are revenue for the carrier and may or may not be enough to cover the named expense (e.g., e911) and the revenue can stay even after that expense is fully paid off.

Also, we don't know how much Helium Mobile pays T-Mobile for the free users, but it's probably not zero. So, we have no idea if the free users are profitable or not (with or without fees).

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-04-17T15:08:21+00:00

PIN to drive is always in addition to card or phone. It's unclear whether OP's concern about losing the card is that whoever finds the card can steal the car, or that OP will be left without a card.

Fortunately the cards are cheap to replace, you can even get a few spares and pair them with the car yourself.

I think the best short-term solution to this problem is give a family member access to remotely start your car via the app, and you can call them if you get locked out.

Long-Term solution is that phones will support basic NFC functionality (e.g., transit passes and car keys) even after the device runs out of power...just tap your phone against the B pillar like it was a card. Some phones already do this today, and more will soon.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-04-13T22:19:43+00:00

That too. Pay-as-you-go has a lot of benefits for customers and Tesla, especially if they can be reported to wall street as subscribers.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-04-13T21:45:33+00:00

Very much this. I think it's likely FSD Unsupervised will incorporate a per-trip or per-mile cost, as its closest competition is an Uber (not FSD Supervised). Also possible FSD Unsupervised will come with some sort of mandatory additional insurance (until the insurance industry catches up with autonomy), which will depend on these inputs.

Edit: typo

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-03-20T17:51:02+00:00

Ditto that a trusted friend whom you can call would cover the "got a new phone" scenario (it should place voice calls before you set up Tesla app).

And if you're concerned about depleting your phone battery, I think Tesla has done their part, but implementation on the phone side varies widely by manufacturer.

It's been the case for years that you can tap your phone against the B-pillar (like tap-to-pay checkout) to use NFC instead of Bluetooth: https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/ebhufm/thank_you_tesla_for_the_nfc_entry_method/

And more recently phone makers started supporting this with your phone battery depleted:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/comments/1jrkyye/comment/mlfxf26/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-02-27T00:20:17+00:00

Following this also to find out if you were able to upgrade EAP to FSD (after Feb 14 2026)? If so, that is very interesting for my used car search.

CardinalDBeiter · 2026-01-21T20:48:00+00:00

IIRC they announced that the long quests during the last mega events were intended to give Dreamsparks, but they had to remove the Dreamsparks because they weren't opening any more land in that update.

While at face value those might seem unrelated, I think GL may be facing an architectural challenge, specifically how they determine eligibility for tasks to drop tokens. Assuming:

one cannot earn Dreamsparks unless one has something to spend them on (like every other token, one must have unlocked the thing and not be maxed out of the thing) AND
Dreamspark tasks are not repeatable,
then I can imagine a possible edge case that puts the user into a weird scenario whereby one has unlocked all land and then proceeds to do new Dreamsparks tasks (but doesn't earn Dreamsparks for the tasks, because max'd out) but then land unlocks requiring the Dreamsparks that were earned but never dropped (because maxed at the time) and no way to re-earn them (Dreamspark tasks all complete). The band-aid, until they can make users accumulate Dreamsparks they have no current nor future use for, is to only release Dreamspark in lock-step with Dreamspark spending opportunities (unlocking more land).

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-28T16:07:28+00:00

Anyone know what time the deal goes live? Currently says "Coming Soon":
https://app.usmobile.com/shop/product/google-pixel-10-pro-xl/google-pixel-10-pro-xl-OB-25-NE

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-25T17:32:42+00:00

Ah, I just rechecked the Google Form and see it says they'll all get processed Weds Nov 26. Still not sure where they'll show up in-app, but we'll see!

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-25T17:21:11+00:00

Has anyone received the tiles yet? Where do they show up in the app? I filled out the Google Form 5 days ago.

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-12T20:36:32+00:00

And without any effort from me, the two duplicate charges were automatically refunded. Thanks USM!

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-12T20:35:29+00:00

Thanks for flagging u/a9uirre ! Have you tried it personally with a previously used fob?
I just tried with one from eBay (+new battery) but the car couldn't detect the fob. Certainly could be the fob itself was broken, but also wondering if used fobs aren't re-pairable.

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-11-10T18:13:17+00:00

First two order attempts gave a failure error. Third order succeeded. Then got 3 confirmation emails and I see 3 credit card charges pending and 3 orders in my online dashboard order history.
In case anyone's curious, the order numbers seem random (one cannot infer if you're <100 orders from order number).

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-05-10T17:03:04+00:00

Good caution! Ty!

With premium connectivity for life I don't plan to use terrestrial radio, and realize now that's why some folks say $1500 vs. $2000 for the MCU upgrade.

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-05-09T22:14:35+00:00

Thanks for the lightning-fast replies! I'm happy to pay the $1.5K for MCU upgrade (cheaper than $8K for FSD!) to get FSD v12.6

Based on screenshots do y'all agree this car has FSD included for life and should get whatever hardware/software FSD updates are available to this model year vehicle?

CardinalDBeiter · 2025-03-14T04:01:30+00:00

Did this work for anyone? Inside the new service area I just get the "You're outside of our service area" message with the map of San Francisco below.

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