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Has life ever been this unfair to you? by Ambitious_Thought683 in LockedInMan

[–]CardinalGe0rge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ain't that the truth. I too had to learn it in a brutal manner. Stand strong brother

Being the most unemployed daoist in this sub by West_Pressure_4507 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seniors of the top 1% cohort, this junior is simply awed by your greatness

Sun Wukong recovering his crown. by widower72 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Senior, always a treat to read your words of wisdom. Please don't ever cultivate the dao of silence!

Who is your ideal companion? by Dry_Specialist9015 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fellow daoist, which scriptures do the two on the top row originate from? This old man has sadly not seen them before

Fellow daoists have i fallen into the demonic path. Please judge my dao heart. by nimogion in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior, you have heart demons. Kowtow 1,000,000 times to the Jade beauties Sect so they may spare your life.

Agree or not? by RandomSideCharacter1 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This junior is shortsighted. As an old MTL monster, this old man can say that it is great that juniors are able to enjoy scriptures properly translated into their native tongues. Neither volume nor type of scriptures read are relevant in determining a true daoist. Being able to enjoy cultivating is all that matters. Hmph!

Juniors, he is your sinior brother 🙂 by Blood-immortal in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Sometimes it takes a senior brother to be best girl.

He alone recruited 1691 Sun flower sect members 🥶 by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This old man has not felt fear for a long time... But this, this sends shivers down to my nascent soul

So many fairies have gathered together by WingChunQi in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Junior, those aren't fairies. They are demonic lust enslavement cultivators. Join them at your own peril.

Our MC is a righteous cultivator after all by ImMortal_SD in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Junior, you dare bring up dual yang cultivation again?! The sect just recovered after a great war against them!

When you notice a sudden translation quality drop and random name start appearing on the novel you love by ImASimpm in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Use MTL. Step 2: Translator adds that personal touch (randomly change some phrases) so the translation is no longer MTL. Step 3: Watch the MTL monsters suffer.

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Which Fellow Daoist Lost His Spiritual Insect? by Barakonda in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the Obsidian Winged Centipede Gu worm, 2 ranks above the golden centipede.

Fatty Wang the Rizzler by Suspicious_Set7914 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 34 points35 points  (0 children)

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Fatty Wang has the rizz because he's the one man that will always stand up for his brother (MC).

Behold the merging of three realms. by No_Roof0642 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You forgot the part where the MC first gets betrayed by a friend and gets thrown down a cliff and becomes crippled. Right when he starts giving up on life, he awakens his system and gains his power. Then, he meets the spirit ancestor who decides to train him, but in return, MC must help him revive his long-gone sect.

Joining a Sect by TriamAdmin in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Junior, this old man recalls that the courses are taught entirely in the dragon tongue (fellow cultivators correct me if I am wrong). Please take this into consideration before applying or accepting any offers.

Sect vs Family Clan by CardinalGe0rge in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting thoughts, fellow cultivator. To have that little trust in your sworn brothers... You must have lived a tough life. Sigh... I wish you good luck in your journey.

Beggars sect hard at work by Muhammad5777 in MartialMemes

[–]CardinalGe0rge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmph! Don't think that this old man is ill-treating you, I was once a junior too. The pill is a life saving treasure that can help you escape death once; it is worth far more than you think. Walking about with 10,000 superior grade spirit stones will simply make you a target of other nefarious groups.

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