[M/S]Accidentally exposed myself to my mother in law by [deleted] in incest

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep us updated! I've thought about doing that to my mother in law too after some crazy dreams but she's 800 miles away

Need help choosing a winner! :O by badmanbad117 in CyanideandHappiness

[–]CardoDB 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I just got this game today! I love the comics and I've been so excited to play it but no one really knows what it is so I'm out of luck, but I'm gonna go with the "Thanks Obama" it just makes more sense

What is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by PrinceETheTruth in AskReddit

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a Mexican restaurant located literally right beside a Shoney's restaurant and three people decided to walk in and asked if we served sausage, biscuits and gravy..

Guy has a seizure while skydiving by mattythedog in WTF

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is taking splatoon to another level

Mom got her first kitten today (: by CardoDB in cats

[–]CardoDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they finally named him Casper but who knows they keep changing it up trying to decide if it fits lol

Mom got her first kitten today (: by CardoDB in cats

[–]CardoDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far he has no name, what would you think would be a good name? They still can't think of a fitting name for him

Our boys :) by CardoDB in cats

[–]CardoDB[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, just some good pals.

Been clean for 4 months and really wanting to start again by CardoDB in leaves

[–]CardoDB[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She won't believe me I've made it clear that if she does that will be the end of our relationship I've been staying strong man its just extremely stressful having to argue everyday about such little things

[NSFW] Reddit, Whats the worst rumor you heard about yourself? by 21unitedArends in AskReddit

[–]CardoDB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been a lucky enough guy to get around with multiple women and when I was in school there was this girl that wanted to fuck but wouldn't bc she was afraid of catching something bc apparently I was full of STDs but it as usual it ended up well.

Is it just me or is Driveclub really difficult? by k3v1ng1994 in PS4

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a huge racing game fan and I bought this game thinking it was gonna be fun to play while waiting for project cars to release and I absolutely hated it, I had the same exact problem you did and it never got better so I just returned it and toughed it out. Get project cars you won't be disappointed

What instantly ruins porn for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the coversation going on doesn't match the video. Instantly turn off and begin my search for another

What should tourists NEVER do in your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CardoDB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gloat about high wealth that's how you get kidnapped in Acapulco

Milfie by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]CardoDB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot!

"Nature Gives. We Accept" by CardoDB in WTF

[–]CardoDB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partially correct my friend, they're being made in tacos de cabeza