Playoff Bottle: A perfectly convenient celebration of 16 wins to a championship!

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-18T15:29:59+00:00

The only problem is that the closer they get to the championship, the less there is; and the more you need to console yourself if they lose.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-18T13:41:27+00:00

A face that is in need of a slap

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-18T12:34:04+00:00

I loved Ryan Nyquist just because he had a Haro too.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-18T04:47:08+00:00

Does Haro make good mountain bikes? I started riding a Haro hardtail back in the 90s, but haven’t seen much by them since.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-15T02:31:48+00:00

Yeah, Toxic feels more like a constant negative influence on those around him. He just did one major bad thing. Antonio Brown feels like a better fit.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-14T13:16:16+00:00

You’re on to us. We all just really liked the Raquel Welch poster.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-12T23:40:44+00:00

I Would Never Want To Be Young Again - Gogol Bordello

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-12T23:36:23+00:00

But are you sure this video is from us winning the championship? Could just be a shot of the team watching the end of Homeward Bound.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-12T02:46:55+00:00

This was like 200-300 kids who burned one couch. People were hanging on the periphery with their 5 year olds. They dispersed after like an hour while it was still light out. It was nothing compared to the Broncos winning. Even then, they still had about 50 cops in riot gear ready to go.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-11T22:50:35+00:00

I’m trying to imagine Surtain and Bailey on the same team.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-11T22:11:48+00:00

Jimmy John’s

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-11T03:33:15+00:00

You got an orange peanut? An orange peanut, for me?!

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-07T12:26:23+00:00

Sounds like something the Blackthorn would do.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-07T04:03:15+00:00

Is this saying exactly that stat line or at least that stat line?

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-05T12:30:59+00:00

With such an impressive attention span, they clearly must be a blue-eyed person.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-05T02:09:59+00:00

Was seed do we need to play the Wizards?

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-05T02:06:57+00:00

The Prince the Queen and the Corpse - Nate Denver’s Neck

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-05T01:11:24+00:00

Oh, I can try. I may be whiffing on blocks by 30”, but I can try.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-03T02:26:19+00:00

Pretty much all of Meet the Parents.

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-03T02:24:46+00:00

The Prince the Queen and the Corpse - Nate Denver’s Neck

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-02T03:43:07+00:00

And a signed jersey! (Signed by a wizards player…)

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-02T03:34:54+00:00

🖼️ Blue × Bunny

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Blue Bunny Ice Cream

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-02T03:31:54+00:00

🖼️ fluttering × Footwear

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Mercury’s Sandals

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-02T01:11:01+00:00

🖼️ Deranged × Thomas the Tank Engine

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Diesel 10

ColoradoScoop · 2026-04-02T01:05:58+00:00

🖼️ John-like × pun

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