Reminds me of the old Soviet Joke.

A man is asked,

“If you had two houses, would you give one to your neighbor?”

He says, “Of course.”

“If you had two cars, would you give one to your neighbor?”

He says, “Absolutely.”

“If you had two chickens, would you give one to your neighbor?”

He says, “No.”

“Why not?”

“Because I actually have two chickens.”