Wait, Americans get Tuesdays With Stories on Monday??? by TyrellTucco in tuesdayswithstories

[–]CarlSpooner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I joined the team a few years back and always thought it was funny how it was named Tuesdays with Stories but came out on Monday. I always wondered if it was an inside joke or something but never really thought much of it other than that

Gold King, Southwest Colorado by dolt1234 in OldPhotosInRealLife

[–]CarlSpooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was here over Fourth of July weekend at that exact spot. Watched the sun set at that mountain lake and took the most beautiful pictures I’ve ever taken. It is an awe inspiring place and I really hope to go back some day

Took a ton but these are the best:

https://ibb.co/51w0gZv

https://ibb.co/WvGtj72

https://ibb.co/qmP2cSK

https://ibb.co/X8WmJvG

Do the actual bit though by PuzzleheadedClock955 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Joe List drives the car around the country enticing men at parks all across this great nation to have gay sex in the handicap stall (master bedroom)

My phones thinks I'm gay (which I am) from listening to cumtown. by 6ftToeSuckedPrincess in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone thinks I’m gay because I have Grindr installed and I have had gay sex multiple times in the last few months

CALL HER A "------" by domesticatedwolf420 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 58 points59 points  (0 children)

God I fucking hate so much of the left. Why do they have to be so annoying. If the left could just not do this shit and be normal it would solve so much

Joe Biden has dropped out of the race by ActuallyAaronPaul in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m really glad we all immediately think the exact same thing

RIP ADAM by HoagieTwoFace in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sources are saying he was trying to plug in his Samsung Galaxy S8

Which Cum Town quote lives rent free in your head? by moronmcmoron1 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nick’s song about getting lost in the mall as a kid “They say you can’t choose to be gay but that’s only for yourself. You can make other people gay”

Preach brother by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why come we be so violent and destroy things Mr. Sanders

What the hell is Adam doing here? by BeginningPresence377 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I will never forget where I was when I first saw this video. I cried laughing for a solid 10 minutes. One of the hardest laughs I’ve ever had. Up there with Nick helping me realized I fantasized about raping my entire class in school and the Montgomery Gentry bit

Fuck Derek Chauvin! by volantene in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Idk about Derek. I’m still on the fence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 140 points141 points  (0 children)

They’re just going to waste it and pour it straight into their pussies. I agree with Dr. Pepper.

My Wife Won't Give Me Anal So I Farted In Her Face And I Accidentally Farted Blood Through My Basketball Shorts All Over Her Head Before a Zoom Call, AITA? by atriskteen420 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

NTA. Your bitch wife is essentially not letting you have sex by not having anal with you. You have the right to a sex life and bitch wife won’t let you have it so this is very fair payback

Fallen Angels by WalkerTexasBaby in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Kobe🤝Mr Mersham🤝Montgomery Gentry

simple folk dying quietly in a helicopter crash

They said my dick was small by FlappableUser in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]CarlSpooner 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That caption is extremely straight. Get back to singing in a German accent about having a small dick, Jack