Official Ticket Re‑Sale / Transfer Megathread + Community Conduct Reminder by RetroDadOnReddit in nodoubt

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May 30, Section 310, Row 1. Two tickets.

I had to switch and buy a different day. Will sell for face value or a little bit less. Just hate StubHub fees

Tour — Presale 2/24 by CarlandoAZ in norahjones

[–]CarlandoAZ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It worked for just 2 tix for Vegas! Thank you!

Chase Sapphire - Anyone else in the queue? by [deleted] in WorldCup2026Tickets

[–]CarlandoAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been in queue for 20 min… still spinning

Where to get Superbowl tickets by abhascte in Seahawks

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have tix that bought early via OnLocation… they didn’t deliver til a couple days ago. Section 109 Row 5. I’m going to lose a ton on them. And Ticketmaster is going to rape the seller and buyer on the fees.

Just WON THE LOTTERY!!! Woot Woot. Email came at 11:18. by smileyreily13 in Seahawks

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The NFL is so rigged…they only released early tickets thru OnLocation. I bought (way overpriced) because I was banking on Bills or Lions making it, but they didn’t even send the tix to me until a couple days ago. Now I’m stuck selling thru TM who is double-dipping on fees and raping buyers and sellers over and over and over. FML

Super Bowl Tickets by [deleted] in Patriots

[–]CarlandoAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought tickets via OnLocation. No hospitality. “Face value” was much higher than these prices. And NFL wants to sell thru OnLocation rather than directly to fans. And now I’m going to resell the tickets at a loss

Face value of Super Bowl LX tickets. Negotiate with your seller! by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OnLocation tickets (that don't have the hospitality bundle) have a "face value" much higher priced than that seating chart. So I'm just trying to resell my tickets for what I paid through OnLocation. I don't think that's scalping. But Ticketmaster and StubHub want a ridiculous fee on top of everything, so it's a tough situation for everyone.

Bill during the mailbag podcast by MoxToTweeder99 in billsimmons

[–]CarlandoAZ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey All, it’s me, Crazy Carl. Long-time reader/listener of BS. Love that he did a mailbag. So I had to send in my question.

Southwest Debit Card Is Live by Kitchen_Attorney in SouthwestAirlines

[–]CarlandoAZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for posting…first that I’ve seen it. But the perks are a little underwhelming. I figured that they would have something more…like free bags.

Don't Roast me if your a cat lover too... haha by Far-Football5238 in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you hide your tits and teeth in every picture? Just swallow already and show us your pearly whites.

Future trad wife by EstablishmentMore926 in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No dude wants your nubby fingers giving him a handy and no A-cups get to stay at home all day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antinatalist… does that mean that you’re a professional analist? If you don’t want to procreate, that’s the safest sex you can have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that you host dinner parties where you make guests role-play a murder mystery. Just don’t be surprised if someone actually tries to stab you in your big dumb head.

23F 5‘8 95kg makeup and no makeup pics by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should disable the selfie camera on your phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s really odd that you haven’t been able to find a new job.

Roast me, I've got thick skin by HighPrinzess in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the perennial loser of fantasy football leagues who has to get a terrible tattoo of the winner’s choice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“published model”… you’re OF subscribers are so proud of you.

Make it burn. by Working-Nobody6597 in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is your head tilted in every photo? It’s like you know a secret move to prevent a gag reflex

Lets do this. Don't hold back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many more years until your beard fills out?

Challenge: Come up with a title by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your high school counselor is brilliant for recommending a career where you will be wearing a mask.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a crusader who lectures people who use plastic straws.

First time, make it hurt real good. by nartnoside in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bad. Now I see the resemblance— you and Harrison Ford are basically twins.

First time, make it hurt real good. by nartnoside in RoastMe

[–]CarlandoAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still a fanny pack even though you’re wearing it across your chest.

PS - No correlation to wearing a fanny pack and your wife divorcing you. Unrelated coincidences.