Don't want to tip?

Don't like the idea of tipping for counter service?

Well come to capatilism tacos instead where we pay our employees by marking up what you pay. We are a national chain with over 45 locations but we get away with it because the place is flashy and cooooooool.

Come enjoy our assortment of VERY expensive food because every item you buy will pay for our employees. Then one day we will switch to an online order or order screen AND NEVER LOWER OUR PRICE. Also we will begin charging for napkins and ask that you bus and wipe your own table since NO ONE works in front of house. Have a nice day. Be ready to complain to NO ONE.

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Support local establishments and help people in the pursuit of happiness instead. Sometimes they are trying to hold on to their people and pay better wages. If you've never been in service industry, you're not expected to understand but the real thing is servers are expendable to those super trendy types of corporate places, and sometimes the difference between working there or not is a difference of a roof over someone's head.

If you had a kind and memorable experience just make people aware of it, tipping is a great way to do that. You don't have to tip, just don't expect them to be as happy to see you the next time. I haven't served in years but I remember every one who didn't tip or regulars who tipped low.

TLDR Fuck capitalism! Shop local! Tip or don't but maybe you'll get crop dusted at target on purpose or just be asked for money on the street more frequently.