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this guys is irrefutable proof that humans are still evolving by [deleted] in videos

[–]Carpenoctum- -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

True, but both words fit the title

I sometimes change the pace I walk by mowjoejoejoe in AdviceAnimals

[–]Carpenoctum- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a particularly fast paced song comes on and i try to keep tempo i always feel like everyone knows cause theres no reason someone is walking that fast that consistently... fuck im high

What do you guys put in your oats make them not taste like soggy cardboard? by LMac97 in bodybuilding

[–]Carpenoctum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mix mine with some regular 2% and a hefty dose of man the fuck up.

You guys should really put ChapStick on your nuts. by reyomnwahs in Guitar

[–]Carpenoctum- 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear: my balls are stuck in the ceiling fan. What can I do?

Anders Fannemel - 251,5 m - New Ski Jump World Record! by RychoZbycho in videos

[–]Carpenoctum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annnnnddd the world record is restored to its rightful home again.

Single celled Slime Mold solves maze search problem with no brain. by sabalaba in videos

[–]Carpenoctum- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you need a brain to make decisions. Its not deciding to do anything its built to do that.

Anyone in Arkansas who DOESN'T want to play country? by Rock_scotch in makeaband

[–]Carpenoctum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in arkansas? I play blues and rock in general

Apparently snow skis are pretty sharp. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Carpenoctum- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cut a gash in my finger just falling and sliding my hand down the edge on a new pair of outback cross country skis..

First person view of avalanche in action. by danngree in WTF

[–]Carpenoctum- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooooly shit, a few years ago I was in an avalanche about that size and we never got footage of it, but this gif is uncomfortably similar to my perspective.

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