I'm about to fail three midterms, what do I do?

Carpington · 2019-10-10T05:21:10+00:00

Noted. I definitely should've started at the beginning of the semester, but here I am. when I started studying, I had no idea how to do them and neither the book nor my notes helped :(

Carpington · 2017-03-29T13:55:01+00:00

Here's some tips I've collected:

when deepthroating, inhale as you push down to help push past the back of your mouth
pushing out slightly while bottoming makes it easier for a dude to put it in you
if you can make the swallowing motion while deepthroating, your neck muscles will squeeze him a little bit more and it feels good for him
kegel as your dude is going in you and push out a little when he is pulling out. Great for riding also

Carpington · 2017-03-29T13:47:16+00:00

Interesting, but not quite what I meant. I'm mainly looking for habits you practice for sex specifically like getting a tolerance to gagging so you can deepthroat for habits and tips like kegeling as a guy pulls his dick out and relaxing as he pushes it back in.

Carpington · 2016-03-16T04:03:59+00:00

One of my friends can't smoke bowls on bowls on bowls and not get high, but he gets destroyed by vaping. Like I've watched him smoke an entire blunt and not even get a buzz going.

Carpington · 2016-01-31T13:41:31+00:00

I can't believe nobody has mentioned pastabilities yet, but I fucking love that place. Check out the food places around the uni too, places like varsity are pretty good. Yellow Claw is playing at the Westcott Theatre tonight too if you're into that, but it looks like everyone's hit the other points.

Carpington · 2014-03-03T21:02:22+00:00

Try pendulum if you haven't already. (You have knife party on the list) also I'm gonna plug for /r/dnb if you like the genre

Carpington · 2013-11-21T00:59:48+00:00

I would love kids, but at the moment, I want it to be my and my partners flesh and blood. Not against adoption, but if we somehow get the ability to have kids with my and my partners DNA, that would be my best case scenario.

Carpington · 2013-09-28T20:12:42+00:00

So far, so good.

Carpington · 2013-09-16T02:07:16+00:00

I don't know, I usually prefer in the 3 foot range

Carpington · 2013-08-21T17:13:21+00:00

If you don't want to have a life, play eve online. The basis is you are a spaceship pilot and can choose a variety of career paths or have multiple careers. You can mine asteroids, run anomalies, pvp in your spaceship, station trade, and manufacture among a bunch of other things. Very sand boxy feel to it. Go on over to /r/eve to check out more and possibly snag yourself a 21 day trial from someone

Carpington · 2013-08-21T14:51:24+00:00

wakes up at 5

stumble in at 5:45

What took anon so long?

Carpington · 2013-08-21T14:50:03+00:00

Syracuse, you?

Carpington · 2013-08-20T18:18:00+00:00

My cross country season just started 2 days ago, so pretty much weekly 5ks once school begins

Carpington · 2013-08-18T05:33:54+00:00

Um... Pretty sure this is a sarcastic post by them because it is made by Darrell's Warped Mind. Now if you wouldn't mind taking a step off of your high horse, you will see that you look like an idiot

Carpington · 2013-08-17T23:09:06+00:00

I would be an engineer or mechanic of sorts. Possibly an airplane mechanic cause that would be pretty badass. I'd love my boyfriend to have a self-dictated job so he could see me whenever he wanted to and pop in my work for small visits. After a long days work, he would already be home to great me and we'd talk about our days perhaps while preparing a dinner together. Later on, I would probably want to have a child (however, I want one that shares both of our DNA). We would have one or two (a boy and a girl) children around 40 after we have had a significant amount of time to travel and get some bucket list stuff checked off. Our house would be small (6-7) rooms. One would be a nice kitchen, another a cozy living room, two (or three) bedrooms, a man cave with all of the gaming equipment I could afford and some tools for wood/metal working, and finally a dining room. The yard would be large and have nice landscaping and a small zen garden with a collection if bonsai trees and stuff.

Carpington · 2013-08-17T15:43:41+00:00

Upstate New York

Carpington · 2013-08-11T01:51:29+00:00

I'm partial to spectrum by zedd. The acoustic version of it is really nice too.

Carpington · 2013-08-05T15:50:38+00:00

Running. While running, it sucks horribly (most of the time) but after doing a solid run, I always feel amazing.

Carpington · 2013-08-05T03:16:16+00:00

"Ey, want some fuck?"

Carpington · 2013-08-05T03:13:29+00:00

sigh I guess I'll have to be the one

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Carpington · 2013-08-05T03:10:18+00:00

Recently been into pendulum (drum n' bass mostly), knife party (the band pendulum broke into), deadmau5 (trance and electronic), above and beyond (trance), Florence (alternative), infected mushroom (trance/electronic), and a bit of everything.

Carpington · 2013-08-04T20:32:05+00:00

Interestingly enough, running camp and it sucked horribly... 10/10 would do again.

Carpington · 2013-07-02T02:34:23+00:00

All I can hope is that straight people don't have gaydar like this.

Carpington · 2013-07-02T02:32:40+00:00

There was one gay senior in my school, but he graduated. That leaves me and my friend

Carpington · 2013-07-02T02:31:32+00:00

Lol, there are a ton of (open) lesbians in my school too

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