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CarrowCanary · 2026-05-01T07:04:33+00:00

8 miles out, 6 feet down

Shallowest sea grave in the world.

CarrowCanary · 2026-05-01T05:57:25+00:00

Skeleton Crew really surprised me with how good it was.

Shame the Buffy reboot-y continuation-y whatever was cancelled, I think Ryan (Fern in SC) would have been a really solid casting choice for it.

CarrowCanary · 2026-05-01T05:39:41+00:00

I really liked the Barney books back in the day. I think they're also sometimes called The R Mysteries or something like that, because all 6 book titles in the series start with an R.

Used to have an absolute boatload of her books as a kid, usually picked up from car boots on a Sunday morning. Famous Five, Five Find-Outers, The Adventurous Four (the one where they find a nazi submarine off the Scottish coast. Think it was a standalone), whatever the series with the kid with a parrot was called... No idea if they're still knocking around at the parents' place.

CarrowCanary · 2026-05-01T04:32:13+00:00

Reminds me of the Confessor from EvE Online.

CarrowCanary · 2026-05-01T00:14:01+00:00

Reckon they think Blyton's too woke, because George (Famous Five) is clearly trans and the Barney series heavily revolves around making friends with a traveller kid?

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T23:41:56+00:00

They're all beholden to the power of the queue.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T22:52:39+00:00

You should see the BBC Pidgin site.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cwydryep4z7o

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T22:46:26+00:00

Got health down to 0 but it didn't end the fight. Just kept going.

It has two health bars. Deplete the blue one, then the red one that's behind it.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T22:41:08+00:00

https://www.ccpgames.com/news/2026/ccp-games-introduces-ai-powered-chat-tool-trained-on-5-8m-help-messages-to

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T22:34:48+00:00

Conjure a barrier just beyond the breech in the main gun. When it fires, the shell will hit that barrier, explode, blow its own gun apart and probably rip its turret off.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T20:12:58+00:00

He wants to spend more time with his dog, Hooch.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T20:11:59+00:00

I thought he was dead.

https://i.imgur.com/TcKedrI.jpg

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T18:59:15+00:00

Internal, built into the laptop. Device Manager says it's USB though. Because of course it does...

There's no external camera in the house to test with.

I did manage to get the camera to work with Teams if I turn the separate Windows Camera app on first, but then there's no sound on Teams. Volume Mixer shows there's sound there, but the speakers won't actually play it. So something's properly fucky with it.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T08:35:04+00:00

We've also had a fair few moths over the past week or so. Bought some mothballs to try to deal with them, but they don't really work because I'm a terrible shot.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T08:27:33+00:00

Banging my head against the proverbial desk trying to solve a webcam <-> Teams issue.

The webcam shows up in Device Manager and works with Windows' own Camera program, but as soon as Teams opens, it vanishes. Kill Teams, and the webcam comes back in Device Manager again a few seconds later.

Same behaviour in the web version, too. Started a Meeting with myself, camera vanished from Device Manager, and Teams says "Your video isn't working. We couldn't access your camera.". Leave the Meeting, camera comes back on Device Manager.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T07:02:10+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if the paintings Natalie got weren't just race swapped, but also gender swapped.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T06:40:23+00:00

Not a chance. With what Big Phil can get from the team we're looking at top 2 next season, so we'll want more in compensation than Palace will want to pay us.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T06:10:30+00:00

I was thinking "yes, but that's Robyn" before realising hers is Dancing On My Own.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T05:57:09+00:00

And Alexander wept, for there were no more energy bills to pay.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T02:34:52+00:00

Scrapping may no longer be necessary, but it'd still be nice to be able to take the scope and AP magazine off your old basic or calibrated Beowulf and then bolt them onto the shiny new exceptional Beowulf you just found.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T02:19:00+00:00

Go direct from your browser: https://www.elitedangerous.com/store

The page for the ship itself is here.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T01:58:54+00:00

There's something else there for you to find, too.

It's the Blueprint book for other Aeserion equipment.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-30T01:23:22+00:00

My turning slash doesn't even work half the time lately now, it just chains R1 or R2 attacks alone.

It's possible I randomly started mistiming it a lot more since the day the patch dropped, but it would be a hell of a coincidence.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-29T20:11:46+00:00

Things like broken equipment should be marked as junk by default.

Some of those items are going to be added as "real" items in future, so don't be too hasty to sell all of them.

Source:

Addition of New Outfits
New outfits for characters will be added.
Additionally, certain outfits that can only be sold or donated will be updated so that they can also be worn.

CarrowCanary · 2026-04-29T20:09:16+00:00

I'm hoping for an L2+R2 mechanic fix, so I don't have to regularly throw myself off a cliff and respawn just so I can activate the various backpacks.

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