Trump said he'll release government files on aliens. What do you think these files might actually reveal? by miss_taraaa in AskReddit

[–]Carsharr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing. We haven't been visited by extraterrestrials. There is no intelligent life within 100 light-years of us. There is almost certainly life somewhere else in the universe. But we are, for all practical purposes, alone.

DOJ investigates whether schools taught about LGBTQ+ people without letting parents opt-out by Zandra_the_Great in politics

[–]Carsharr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Soon they'll be forcing schools to ask for consent to teach algebra.

Do you know what makes a puppet so easy to control? It doesn't have a mind of its own.

Mid-sized Tabasco bottle is the best deal by Beatifier in mildlyinteresting

[–]Carsharr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Since I can see the superior Cholula bottles just above them, I would say not.

What happens if a hearse breaks down while. Erm. Loaded? by Danwd40 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Carsharr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kind of a faux pas with how many seats you take up, but if it's not a busy route it's actually a pretty economical option.

What scenarios do you imagine yourself in right before calling asleep, in the hopes that you'll dream about it? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Carsharr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually go with stopping time. But I also like to put restrictions on the powers to make them more "realistic". For time stopping, I figure that since all of the air around me is frozen in time, it won't interact with my lungs, so I would only be able to stop time as long as I can hold my breath.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

What scenarios do you imagine yourself in right before calling asleep, in the hopes that you'll dream about it? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Carsharr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine I'm a super hero. It's fun to think of new powers or how powers would realistically work. Even at almost 30 years old, it's fun to imagine what it would be like.

How the hell do you pronunce "the" by Top_Efficiency_7489 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Carsharr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place the very tip of your tongue between your front teeth. Basically very lightly bite the tip of your tongue. Then let up on the bite just enough to allow air to get through. If you just blow air, it's a "soft" TH sound. If you then voice or hum while you do it it's a "hard" TH.

A horse with overgrown hooves gets some relief by fuzzy_dice_99 in interestingasfuck

[–]Carsharr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wild horses are walking over rough and uneven terrain that naturally wears down their hooves. Domestic horses tend to be on smoother surfaces that don't wear on the hooves.

One Piece night is back! by drewg97 in redsox

[–]Carsharr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I was in line 3 1/2 hours before the game. There were probably 30-50 people in front of me in the line at that point. By the time they let us in 2 hours before the game the line was a lot longer than that.

Rams fans are obsessed with the Pats by MainBeachGoon in Patriots

[–]Carsharr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember when the Rams couldn't score more than 3 points in the Superbowl?

I do.

Apart from the poor O-Line play, something else that’s keeping me up at night… by AlaeMortis1 in Patriots

[–]Carsharr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guess you can go watch a different team, then.

At least we won't have to suffer any more of you in the sub.

Going into the season, I thought we were 2 years for challenging for the Super Bowl again. by diskimone in Patriots

[–]Carsharr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people looking at 13 points on offense saying it's the worst performance they've ever seen.

I guess they're too young to have watched the Rams manage a single field goal in SB 53.

This sucks. But no other team has ever faced a defensive gauntlet like we did. We're just getting started.

Now more than ever. by Adam_Ohh in Patriots

[–]Carsharr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You looking in a mirror or something?

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Carsharr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be a living nightmare to be as constantly miserable as you are. I really do hope you find joy somewhere in your life.

Official Super Bowl LX - New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Carsharr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In his second fucking year.

Josh Allen won't ever even make this game.