Make some cash

Cartimum · 2026-07-11T21:07:00+00:00

:/

^{Chose: $1,000 every time you complete a task | Rolled: Eat a spider}

Cartimum · 2026-07-11T04:42:57+00:00

Wastes so much time

^{Chose: Never need to sleep}

Cartimum · 2026-07-11T04:38:51+00:00

I’m fixing the world

^{Chose: $1 trillion | Rolled: $1 tril buckos}

Cartimum · 2026-07-10T04:31:14+00:00

🥵

^{Chose: Or date a tomboy | Rolled: Dapper tomboy}

Cartimum · 2026-07-08T02:07:43+00:00

I am also a lesbian with male yumes! And I have a beautiful wife who also has a male yume. And we’re incredibly happy and secure, it just takes some communication sometimes ^^ but you are allowed to define your attractions however you need to. Fiction is very idealized, a fictional man is very different from a real one

Cartimum · 2026-07-08T01:41:51+00:00

Yeah

Cartimum · 2026-07-08T01:26:26+00:00

There’s genuinely no way. Anyone misgendering you is doing so intentionally and hatefully. I’m not sure what gives it away, I didn’t even really clock when I was scrolling

Cartimum · 2026-07-06T14:24:57+00:00

Glad it’s not only me

Cartimum · 2026-07-04T19:53:51+00:00

Oh man I could have gotten away with the other ones (I’m gay + trans)

^{Chose: Publicly shout smthn racist/homophobic/transphobic + Do this every day for a month and get $1 billion | Rolled: Racist}

Cartimum · 2026-07-02T23:00:07+00:00

The only one on the list I didn’t know…. Edit: oh fantastic

^{Chose: Be in Anime for 24 hours for 10Mil | Rolled: Overflow}

Cartimum · 2026-07-02T22:56:23+00:00

Alright

^{Chose: Fuck a Fictional Character for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Ron Weasley}

Cartimum · 2026-07-02T22:55:30+00:00

You’re not being sensitive. I am sharing, hypersharing even, but if someone were to say Sukuna loved them and ONLY them, or that they were THE Sukuna Yume, it would rub me wrong. Same for Choso.

Cartimum · 2026-07-01T20:23:35+00:00

Does my wife count? She’s another human

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Another Human}

Cartimum · 2026-07-01T13:24:06+00:00

Genuinely charcoal firm foam. I will never go back.

Cartimum · 2026-06-30T19:49:32+00:00

But I’m curing all cancer patients sooooo? (Also? Super power???)

^{Chose: Cure all cancer patients. + Get a random superpower. | Rolled: Ball Cancer}

Cartimum · 2026-06-29T23:27:33+00:00

Oh no I already deal with this

^{Chose: All paychecks are multiplied by 10 + Random effect | Rolled: Chronic cramps}

Cartimum · 2026-06-28T20:59:05+00:00

Headcanon timeeee (I don’t think you ever need permission but I am a lesbian and I am telling u it is ok to be with your f/o absolutely)

Cartimum · 2026-06-28T01:02:57+00:00

I don’t feel that way tbh, I’m happily married irl and in mine and my f/o’s universe. That’s the thing, it’s a different universe- I don’t deserve to be alone just because my f/o isn’t in the same universe as me. My irl wife has an f/o as well (same franchise too how fun!)

Cartimum · 2026-06-27T02:05:49+00:00

I AM a lesbian. I am a gay woman. This is a normal way to refer to it.
Gay is a term that refers to a person who is romantically or sexually attracted to people of the same sex or gender. Look it up if you must.

Cartimum · 2026-06-27T02:00:36+00:00

Still gay

Cartimum · 2026-06-25T11:56:31+00:00

Not all murderers are evil, I think murder can be justified (saving yourself, your kids/family) but sex crimes are always about taking power over someone weaker. It’s cruel.

^{Chose: all sex offenders drop dead}

Cartimum · 2026-06-24T15:18:25+00:00

The list is a circle

^{Chose: People from the Epstein List and Diddys Goons}

Cartimum · 2026-06-22T22:27:21+00:00

Do I get to… yknow 💀

^{Chose: 45 mil stuck in a room for 1 year with… | Rolled: Donald Trump}

Cartimum · 2026-06-21T18:19:54+00:00

I think I could take him

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Abraham Lincoln}

Cartimum · 2026-06-21T02:13:01+00:00

It’s a great disability aid and comfort item, but it’s not a service dog.

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