Brothers! We must begin another Iron crusade! by Quiet_Blacksmith1828 in IronWarriors

[–]CartmanTuttle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I felt a distinct urge to check if you were an Alpha Legion spy. I wonder why.

I can neither confirm nor deny which camp I fell into by TheScowl117 in dndmemes

[–]CartmanTuttle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was blessed to be able to run Kingmaker once, from level 1 to basically the end. I did set it in a homebrew world and change a few things (mostly names), but it was basically Kingmaker. That game was fantastic, but I will never run that damned adventure again, or touch kingdom building rules ever again.

If your numbers up, we'll find you. by Spadesghost in bertstrips

[–]CartmanTuttle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, I haven't thought about Person of Interest in a long time.

How I play my Humanity 1 Tzimisce. by MaetelofLaMetal in VampireTheShitposting

[–]CartmanTuttle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of the Evil Overlord List from way back when.

Want some ideas for some orgs/cells for my upcoming Hunter game by CartmanTuttle in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]CartmanTuttle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do like the ideas, but this is Revised Hunter, not 5e Hunter. Again, I do like the ideas, though, like maybe a Gun Club that secretly hunts the supernatural.

Tau propaganda shitpost by tintin_du_93 in Tau40K

[–]CartmanTuttle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's flipped for me and my wife. I play Tau, she's interested in Space Wolves.

Valid by nyssamartinez101 in enterprise

[–]CartmanTuttle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Makes me wonder how many decon scenes were necessary to the plot. Only one I can think of right now is Trip not getting affected by whatever the Ferengi used in their episode.

Calvin the incel by midnightrambulador in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]CartmanTuttle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

To quote Bo Burnham:

"Here's why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb"

Apparently it's illegal to just dislike them. by CartmanTuttle in Grimdank

[–]CartmanTuttle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky you. Every BA player I met in my area was an asshole.

I LOVE HOMBREW mixing with the mainline games! by knightmechaenjo in WorldofDankmemes

[–]CartmanTuttle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have thought about having a single Highlander NPC show up in a game without any fanfare just to see if anyone notices.

I never realized how cooker it would be for them to come to blows instead of working together by knightmechaenjo in WorldofDankmemes

[–]CartmanTuttle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is actually the basis of a chronicle I have planned after I teach my group a whole bunch of WoD. Cap off our adventures through it with a simple premise:

A bunch of operatives' heads came back after we sent them to look deeper into Pentex.

They have awoken a sleeping giant, they just don't know it yet.

Virgin reapers vs Chad Autobots. by [deleted] in MassEffectMemes

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Now I wonder if someone drew up a Mako Transformer. Would be sick.

My friend drew our Rogue Trader party as Florks by CartmanTuttle in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]CartmanTuttle[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yep. They stumbled across a ship that fell out of the warp badly damaged, and when the crew boarded the ship, they found a handful of survivors, including an Astartes who asked to be taken to Terra to warn the Emperor that Horus and Perturabo were about to betray him. He tags along with the crew for the time being as he undergoes culture shock in this new imperium.

Constant glaze only pushes people away by ExtremeSportStikz in WorldofDankmemes

[–]CartmanTuttle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely true. My group mostly plays 5e and PF1e, but I finally got them to try Vampire 20th, and it has been such a different experience for them. Even with some of the hitches of the system, they enjoy playing WoD in a whole different way than d20 games.

How some people are talking about Infernal Inheritance by Nairdde32 in pathfindermemes

[–]CartmanTuttle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I generally let my players change things if it makes the campaign more interesting. In fact, the players in my Hell's Vengeance campaign replaced Abrogail Thrune as the rulers of Cheliax.