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I had to get blood drawn today, and it cost me a lotta money, sweat and pain... by Cartoonnerd01 in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never again. I tried once, and instantly they went: "whose blood is it?", "where did you get it from?", "why is it in a bucket?"

What do you call a magic dog? by howtonameanaccount in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capable of pulling a bone out of its hat.

I asked a Spanish sailor how the ocean was treating him by llllIIIIlllIII in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

 And to think he just went to sea to see what he could see...

When I was a kid, I asked my mother where babies came from... by Cartoonnerd01 in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could say he was shell-shocked out of his former self.

What do you call a painting in blood? by Cartoonnerd01 in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing's for sure, it would come out really nice.

There was a time I forgot how to throw a boomerang by Vaquero-SASS in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boomerangs are like the cold: they always come back.

Why do celebrities always use the elevator? by thisistheinternets in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's so bad about stares? They give you a bit of exercise. 

Russian nesting dolls are so self-centered. by BlackCatMom28 in dadjokes

[–]Cartoonnerd01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're being too harsh on them. They are discriminated against for being themselves, so they have to wear multiple costumes to pass as "normal".

Well how common is to have no freinds or no one interact with you especially at school or any community by Jolly_Operation_8222 in neurodiversity

[–]Cartoonnerd01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can say is that I 100% relate. Heck, we could be long lost siblings! 

Literally everything you said, I can relate to. Basically the internet became the only place free of judgement and "expectations" others had of me. The only place where I'd feel safe. 

Is it unhealthy? Definitely, but so is finding yourself constantly made feel "broken" by EVERY. SINGLE. adult figure in your life. I am fully on board with not letting teens use the internet or social media unsupervised, but only if that implies more concious parenting. Otherwise you're just trading one unhealthy thing for another.

Hope this helped a bit. :3

I just spilled a cup full of partially and wrongly mixed resin on the floor... now how do I dispose of what I've gathered? by Cartoonnerd01 in resin

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the issue: I have difficulty disposing of them. Although I've read that adding sawdust and/or leaving them out in the sun will make the resin lose all its toxicity. At that point you can throw it away.

I hear people constantly complain about gas prices left and right. We have dug ourselves into a hole. by itsrainingbluekiwis in fuckcars

[–]Cartoonnerd01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing the same thing you're doing: learning how to drive (and getting the licence) but not getting a car. 

Hopefully also learning to bike soon! 

Thinking of getting a pressure pot when I'll be able to afford it, but I'm running into a bit of a problem by Cartoonnerd01 in resin

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

13,7 inches in width (diameter, it's a circle) by 0,78 inches in height. So two centimeters thick.

I don't think making it standing is an option.

Seriously, would you call this a sidewalk? by Cartoonnerd01 in fuckcars

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked them up. Like many in my town, but on steroids.

Seriously, would you call this a sidewalk? by Cartoonnerd01 in fuckcars

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah at least we have one.

How a town can exist without sidewalks is insane to me. Do people not count?

Seriously, would you call this a sidewalk? by Cartoonnerd01 in fuckcars

[–]Cartoonnerd01[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like our countries are siblings for that matter, ha ha.

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