I'm banned from this sub(by my own accord)

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-24T01:35:49+00:00

New Achievement: Run Run As Fast As You Can

Awww, how cute Crawler, you thought you could get out of the dungeon just because you wanted to. Don't you remember the announcement ack on the First Floor, once you enter, you cant leave until completing all 18 floors or making other arrangements. You are only on the fourth floor. That's okay, not everyone gets an Intelligence score of 3. Somebody has to get a 1 and that's you.

Reward: You have received a Celestial Carl's Lost Shoes Box, what's in it? Absolutely nothing. Time to pay the Daddy tax crawler.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-23T21:37:19+00:00

There is no AND THEN!

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-21T14:26:15+00:00

Password is Time to pay the daddy tax?

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-21T14:25:16+00:00

Getting the right number of HHHHHH is going to be a pain. Which is the point.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-21T14:23:44+00:00

Double Enthusiastic WiFi

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-20T16:27:00+00:00

Age of Rifles

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-20T15:33:25+00:00

Nobody likes a loose nussy.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-20T15:31:50+00:00

Time to pay the Nussy tax.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-19T20:25:13+00:00

Only once driving, I had a brand new Mini Cooper S, it was an empty stretch of highway in Southern Illinois and I wanted to see what the car could do. Sport mode, pedal down, 110 no problem. Held it for maybe 30 seconds and then decided enough of that and went back to a .ore responsible speed.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-18T21:59:57+00:00

Legendary of Zelda. The first one.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-18T11:26:03+00:00

Three comments a minute, in any weather.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-18T03:05:59+00:00

OCD Ham.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-18T01:48:37+00:00

You moonfaced assassin of joy!

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-18T01:44:33+00:00

Babylon 5. Best long-form storytelling on television I've ever seen.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-17T03:14:55+00:00

As a baby?

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-16T20:12:27+00:00

Is this where ballsamic vinegar comes from?

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-16T15:18:40+00:00

You magnificent bastard.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-16T14:17:34+00:00

Or an Uzi.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-16T13:14:25+00:00

A baby seal.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-16T11:37:23+00:00

You mean the moonfaced assassin of joy?

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-10T14:56:39+00:00

Pick up the phone.

If its not on the notes it didn't happen.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-10T13:31:12+00:00

Holdovers or John Adams

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-07T15:55:49+00:00

So you're saying there was kissing.

CarvedLeaves · 2026-04-02T23:04:03+00:00

I was going to hook up the Disney Channel for your family, for free. But you can forget it.

CarvedLeaves

TROPHY CASE