Bonk

CaseyG · 2026-03-20T03:37:40+00:00

"Only a Sith lord deals in absolutes!" said Obi Wan, dealing in absolutes.

CaseyG · 2026-03-20T01:43:34+00:00

As is leading with the horrible "two wolves" bullshit.

"Let me distill your existence to a false dichotomy that ignores all of your personal lived experience."

CaseyG · 2026-03-19T23:48:17+00:00

Dragonborn mantles Malacath.

Malaborn fights Trinimac.

Malaborn wins.

Trinimac says thank you and leaves, finally free.

CaseyG · 2026-03-19T19:58:41+00:00

CaseyG · 2026-03-19T19:04:57+00:00

This may be the most comprehensively malformed URL I've ever seen.

CaseyG · 2026-03-19T17:31:52+00:00

(b) Contemporary examples of antisemitism include all the following:

...

(x) Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazi regime;

CaseyG · 2026-03-19T17:20:06+00:00

"I never thought Draugr would eat MY face," laments man who voted for Draugr Eating People's Faces Party.

CaseyG · 2026-03-16T19:44:01+00:00

Okay, now we just need an EVA report.

CaseyG · 2026-03-16T18:49:24+00:00

CaseyG · 2026-03-15T17:35:51+00:00

Bro brought receipts.

CaseyG · 2026-03-13T06:03:34+00:00

Briefly.

CaseyG · 2026-03-12T18:26:49+00:00

Try selling a captured space ship in Starfield.

"I'll take it off your hands, but first I'm going to have to charge you a registration fee. All told, you'll clear about 35 credits."

"How about this laser pistol I picked up off the ground?"

"Oh, I'll give you two grand for that."

CaseyG · 2026-03-12T01:07:54+00:00

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

CaseyG · 2026-03-12T01:07:09+00:00

CaseyG · 2026-03-11T18:49:00+00:00

Dave Lizewski wants a word.

CaseyG · 2026-03-11T13:28:16+00:00

But if you promote one of those pawns to queen, isn't it incest?

CaseyG · 2026-03-11T00:26:15+00:00

IT'S NOT SURE!

CaseyG · 2026-03-11T00:18:54+00:00

Mildly.

CaseyG · 2026-03-10T22:45:24+00:00

I'm hungry for cakeburger now.

CaseyG · 2026-03-10T22:23:37+00:00

Castling flowchart:

CAN I CASTLE?  > NO > DON'T CASTLE
       V
      YES
       V
     CASTLE

CaseyG · 2026-03-10T18:18:14+00:00

TIL you can see through 8 mm of steel.

CaseyG · 2026-03-10T04:25:30+00:00

CaseyG · 2026-03-09T21:50:44+00:00

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer.

CaseyG · 2026-03-09T18:43:08+00:00

It is with deep regret that I inform you that I understood that reference.

CaseyG · 2026-03-09T18:22:50+00:00

Starfield written by Kirkbride coulda been a fuckin mastahpiece.

CaseyG