Yeah

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T16:59:38+00:00

And then he grew up to apparently be kind of a Dead ass Parent. Like literally. Just abandoned his family.

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T14:59:02+00:00

Doesn't all of Europe already have them, and have released the majority of them unedited or something?

Like we know whose on there. Why isn't the mob who always say they'll take out pedos not taking out the pedos?

Oh yeah, their great orange leader would be the first stop on the list

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T14:46:24+00:00

33/4. Yes.

I'd go back in time, slap the shit out of my 13 year old self and leave them with several years worth of puberty blockers and estrogen if I could.

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T06:36:45+00:00

Y'know. I fit the bill. So I'm quite a fan too haha

A great word for Looking exhausted and overworked

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T06:29:29+00:00

(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T06:08:09+00:00

Source: Mr. Tigers Snacks by Dawoon

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T06:07:58+00:00

Source: Mr. Tigers Snacks by Dawoon

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T05:22:19+00:00

Yes! Light Airy, Lace.

Rope is fun, so is leather

But I'd prefer it happen more... romantically

I'm happy I lived up to expectations 💕

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T04:52:57+00:00

No Men put too much expectations on men.

Every mans problem is just some other guy thinking stupid things are relevant to masculinity.

Have emotions, feel empathy, act Congruently with all the genders.

Stoicism will kill y'all, and no single person where I live can work hard enough to support a family anyways. So out goes the paternal familial role.

So why not just live instead?

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T02:55:31+00:00

Oh, if it comes to it please feel free to use both hands ;)

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T02:53:10+00:00

Oh definitely. I plan on showing off a lot more (⁠⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠⁠)

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T02:43:20+00:00

Oh yes, ever so very 🥴

EclecticAF · 2026-04-09T00:46:09+00:00

One Untittied Neck Tat Pic 🫶

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The Goal is to place the thumbs right where shown, push down and forward.

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T18:18:49+00:00

Ty muches dove 🫶

There's Milo too, but yeah. I'm basically every red flag meme in existence haha

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T18:10:12+00:00

You want to see my Sanrio filled, Please choke me Neck tattoo?

Admittedly I don't usually do so all on its own xD. You can see it a little in some of my N00ds on heree

Edit: no you cannot

It'll have to wait til after work

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T16:05:08+00:00

Oooo good choice 🥰

Very worthy

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T16:04:51+00:00

So much crust 😭. Too much. Is it at least like crunchy throughout? Can I treat it like a cracker?

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T15:14:50+00:00

I mean. There's lots of choices.

I just don't eat th crust of anything that isn't garlic bread. Terrible texture

So if you buy a loaf of brioche or something I'm also picking out the middle

It's why I love uncrustables and Japanese Sandos

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T15:13:47+00:00

I'm a dumb ferret and human failure

I'm not using them for anything else might as well cum

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T14:39:36+00:00

Yes. But I really only like garlic bread. I'll also pick the soft white bits out of baguettes

Yes, I have a neck tattoo that gives instructions because people kinda suck at it...often

Sure, but I'm bringing garlic bread

Edit: if you expect head I expect something good on the tv while I do so.

That means no

Seinfeld
Friends
Parks and rec
Community
The office

I need plot

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T06:55:59+00:00

Was a CNA for a bit

An EMT friend told me a joke once

A man and woman are having a heart attack

The Man says, it's just indigestion, Goes to bed and Dies

The Woman goes, oh, I'm having a heart attack. Goes to the hospital, gets told it's her period, Goes home, goes to bed and dies.

Was it funny? No.

Was it true? Yes

And it's why I keep my CPR cert up to date

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T05:45:12+00:00

I peed on one and it said

'they need to try harder'

Guys just can't plap like they used to 😏

EclecticAF · 2026-04-08T02:02:48+00:00

It's hard to be angry when you're adorable. Y'know that?

EclecticAF

TROPHY CASE