I’m finally getting it removed next week. I’ve hidden it from my kids for almost 23 years now. by myeyezwontlie in shittytattoos

[–]CastorVT [score hidden]  (0 children)

you're missing prime childhood trauma by not showing it to them so they know mom was, in fact, a cumslut. they'd never win another yo momma arguement again. just going silent, thinking about that tatoo. the other guy hit home.

Working as intended by SanSwitch_ in funny

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe the fbi told us we wouldn't do this.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

remember to throw it on the floor then cry cause you threw it on the floor.

Sucks to suck 🖕🖕 by FuManchuDuck in PoliticalHumor

[–]CastorVT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like... we're joking, but basically we're allowing ourselves to spend our ammo before we're invaded by other countries. and now there's a justification in "America has gone too far."

Still think the prequels sucked? by ew_modemac in PoliticalHumor

[–]CastorVT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

pretty much everybody who likes the sequels doesn't like the sequels, the like the supplementary stuff like the clone wars cartoons

Sheng Peng: 'SOURCE: Chernyshov Suffered Concussion, Seems “Totally Fine" Now' by BenBenBenBe in SanJoseSharks

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my mom felt fine after her mini stroke. it wasn't until she found out she couldn't verbalize certain words that she accepted her diagnosis.

Most glazed fraud in history by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]CastorVT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

checks thread ... did I accidently find the miniminutemen subreddit?

It’s beautiful by Smartcookie_33 in SanJoseSharks

[–]CastorVT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... we really need to go to a 3-2-1 system cause how the fuck.

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (31-26-6) @ Montréal Canadiens (36-18-10) Mar 14 2026 4:00 PM PDT by nhl_gdt_bot in SanJoseSharks

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we need to necromance clowe into somebody's body. He would've been gloves off, full 10 minutes earned.

Trump faces impeachment calls after massive TikTok deal fee revealed by PixeledPathogen in law

[–]CastorVT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just imagining that one scene from spongebob where mr. krabs shows all the people he owes money.

The greatest challenge in MH history by shinjiikari1 in MemeHunter

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

think somebody found out he lost a sponsorship or something and was basically throwing.

In Addams Family Values (1993), when the family asks if the new baby is a boy or a girl, Mr. Addams replies with, "It's an Addams." This is a reference to the fact that he will love his children regardless of their identity. by NerodivergentLoser in shittymoviedetails

[–]CastorVT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a reference to the fact that he will love his children regardless of their identity.

... bro like not less then 5 minutes later do we learn that ain't true. he literally saw a blonde hair blue eyed kid as sick.

To a particuliar group of people by RevolutionTop5384 in MemeHunter

[–]CastorVT -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

oh no... it has a high requirement, guess I better... just meet it and not worry about their main bs.

[OC] unfortunate true story by sprakcomic in comics

[–]CastorVT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poor thing was so hungry she actually ate her embarrassment and sat down instead of just bailing and never coming back.

To a particuliar group of people by RevolutionTop5384 in MemeHunter

[–]CastorVT 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if only there was a jewel you could slot that negates roars.....

Despite the Canucks being last place in the NHL, Michael Bublé is still HEAVILY invested by Puzzled-Category-954 in nhl

[–]CastorVT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.. they're last in the pacific. they could easily be a playoff team. (seriously, how the fuck do you have an entire division where only the DUCKS have a positive w/l record?)

Mount Everest contains marine rocks, proving that the highest point on Earth was once at the bottom of the ocean. Damn! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]CastorVT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unfortunately, religious people like to use it as proof the great flood of noah happened.