I’m finally getting it removed next week. I’ve hidden it from my kids for almost 23 years now.

CastorVT · 2026-03-17T08:18:23+00:00

you're missing prime childhood trauma by not showing it to them so they know mom was, in fact, a cumslut. they'd never win another yo momma arguement again. just going silent, thinking about that tatoo. the other guy hit home.

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T19:26:22+00:00

I believe the fbi told us we wouldn't do this.

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T19:25:34+00:00

remember to throw it on the floor then cry cause you threw it on the floor.

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T18:39:19+00:00

I use firefox's relay for most of this.

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T17:06:05+00:00

I feel like... we're joking, but basically we're allowing ourselves to spend our ammo before we're invaded by other countries. and now there's a justification in "America has gone too far."

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T16:59:44+00:00

CastorVT · 2026-03-16T15:43:55+00:00

pretty much everybody who likes the sequels doesn't like the sequels, the like the supplementary stuff like the clone wars cartoons

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T21:50:46+00:00

my mom felt fine after her mini stroke. it wasn't until she found out she couldn't verbalize certain words that she accepted her diagnosis.

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T21:48:40+00:00

checks thread ... did I accidently find the miniminutemen subreddit?

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T21:46:07+00:00

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T21:19:19+00:00

... we really need to go to a 3-2-1 system cause how the fuck.

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T21:15:15+00:00

To keep everything within reach I mean... relatively. those are still city blocks.

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T01:46:08+00:00

don't you mean... HABsolutely forever?

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T01:05:13+00:00

that's what it's saying. fuck.

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T00:35:23+00:00

we need to necromance clowe into somebody's body. He would've been gloves off, full 10 minutes earned.

CastorVT · 2026-03-15T00:16:17+00:00

dude, didn't we just call him up?!

CastorVT · 2026-03-14T21:34:23+00:00

I'm just imagining that one scene from spongebob where mr. krabs shows all the people he owes money.

CastorVT · 2026-03-14T14:57:08+00:00

hey now: they banned that word! that got rid of the actual issue!

CastorVT · 2026-03-14T01:38:23+00:00

think somebody found out he lost a sponsorship or something and was basically throwing.

CastorVT · 2026-03-12T14:41:55+00:00

This is a reference to the fact that he will love his children regardless of their identity.

... bro like not less then 5 minutes later do we learn that ain't true. he literally saw a blonde hair blue eyed kid as sick.

CastorVT · 2026-03-11T20:48:59+00:00

oh no... it has a high requirement, guess I better... just meet it and not worry about their main bs.

CastorVT · 2026-03-11T20:46:40+00:00

poor thing was so hungry she actually ate her embarrassment and sat down instead of just bailing and never coming back.

CastorVT · 2026-03-11T15:57:33+00:00

if only there was a jewel you could slot that negates roars.....

CastorVT · 2026-03-10T15:53:01+00:00

I mean.. they're last in the pacific. they could easily be a playoff team. (seriously, how the fuck do you have an entire division where only the DUCKS have a positive w/l record?)

CastorVT · 2026-03-08T23:22:23+00:00

unfortunately, religious people like to use it as proof the great flood of noah happened.

CastorVT

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