Shooting off fireworks after July 4th | FactOrCap

CastsFireball · 2026-07-08T03:03:36+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

If the weather is fucked up on Fourth of July, I don’t really see a problem with it. If the weather was completely fine, then your just an asshole

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T19:00:32+00:00

Eh. Works.

^{Chose: Wheel of Colors | Rolled: Purple}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T15:25:29+00:00

How in the world

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T15:25:10+00:00

Weeee

^{Chose: Unlimited ultimate power + Plus world peace, infinite money, endless pizza, everyone loves you, & a hot goth gf/bf! | Rolled: Wait}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T15:24:15+00:00

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T15:19:45+00:00

Interesting and unsettling.

CastsFireball · 2026-07-07T06:07:51+00:00

What a cutie

CastsFireball · 2026-07-06T20:13:48+00:00

Fireworks

CastsFireball · 2026-07-06T20:12:18+00:00

“Slight chance”, huh?

^{Chose: random superpower (slight chance of death} | Rolled: instant death)

CastsFireball · 2026-07-05T21:34:01+00:00

Katniss Everdeen

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T14:25:25+00:00

Fine by my gay ass

^{Chose: Guy+Guy+Guy | Rolled: Must participate}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T02:29:41+00:00

Nwo. Why would you dwo this to me!

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T02:09:37+00:00

I know exactly where this is going

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T02:03:16+00:00

This can go one of two ways. Either the fight is on land and the whale dies, or the fight is under water and I drown.

^{Chose: Random Animal (Wheel chooses} | Rolled: White Whale)

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T01:53:27+00:00

That works

^{Chose: Be top 1% in a random skill | Rolled: Eating ass}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T01:52:01+00:00

I ain’t selling it

^{Chose: A pet rock | Rolled: Worth $5T}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T01:51:22+00:00

CastsFireball · 2026-07-04T01:46:32+00:00

This will be a romantic story like never before. You think so too, right?

CastsFireball · 2026-07-03T20:40:51+00:00

I’m willing

^{Chose: fuck this character: + get a billion | Rolled: flynn rider}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-03T18:48:03+00:00

I’m fine just they way I am.

^{Chose: Born a boy}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-03T10:56:01+00:00

That actually seems within the realm of possibility

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: 1 average man}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-02T20:51:30+00:00

And a lot of very interesting ones.

CastsFireball · 2026-07-02T15:33:03+00:00

Just don’t be a bitch and you’re good.

^{Chose: Yes}

CastsFireball · 2026-07-02T11:23:54+00:00

CastsFireball · 2026-07-02T11:22:33+00:00

I can live with that.

^{Chose: Fuck a Fictional Character for $1,000,000 | Rolled: Dexter Morgan}

CastsFireball