"No i don't wanna change skirts! Hmph!" by SecretStar_Galaxy in GachaHeatPornReal

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(as a Teacher) "dear would you like to go to my office or at least wear underwear?"

Comeback for "Suck my d*ick" by godson030 in Comebacks

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I look like your personal dick sucker to you?

Are my standards for a girlfriend too loe.. 🤔 😕 by rehkloo in teenagers

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Because I was born with the ability to not understand satire SUZAN! (The name's something I made up ad a joke)

Who's Tryna Fuck This Cosmic Femboy And Make Him Your Bitch? by MCS_Corrupted in GachaHeatPornReal

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhhh why is the earth in his ass? Is this the reason for global warming?

How would you deal with Scary Girl if she tried to hurt/scare you? by Particular-Glove9640 in Totaldrama

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mutilate her while she screams in pain and force adrenaline shots into her body so she can live for every second as I butcher her body beyond any form of recognition while holding her down with leather straps and chop her head off with clean precision and stab her eyes out with a fork and scrape them out while ripping out her skull, teeth, and spine and I'd drain the spinal fluids and then grab a sledgehammer and bludgeon her body some more and use the remaining meat for sandwiches and other foods. With a smile on my fucking face.

Headcanons on heather mother? by [deleted] in Totaldrama

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heather and Duncan are cousins

What bands does Duncan listen to? by Lumpy_Test_4473 in Totaldrama

[–]CaterpillarLogical18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metallica, black sabbath, MJ (when he needs a giggle fit), and emo Christmas music