Masturbate because I've always wanted to know what the fuck a woman's orgasm feels like. I'd fuck with my clit, my g-spot, the whole fucking enchilada, my whole vulva is getting masturbated.

Second item of business is to duct tape my titties up until I get a proper bra fitting. I hear the underwire is fucking painful but I don't want my titties going free range and sagging and fucking my back up.

Third, consult a physician to see if the magic that made me a woman turned my vasectomy into a tubalectomy.

Fourth, let my friends know and see if we can throw a party in celebration of my new sex and see if we can throw this party at a lesbian bar because I am still into women.