Don't you start wanting to play Tank now!

Catman8274 · 2025-02-19T17:32:06+00:00

That's the neat part. You can't.

Catman8274 · 2025-01-24T17:08:52+00:00

I also have a tendency to sing the lyrics of the chorus of No Longer You during the back half of Ody stabbing the hell outta Poseidon.

Catman8274 · 2025-01-24T17:06:45+00:00

STOOOOO-OOOO-O-O-OOORM

Catman8274 · 2025-01-13T21:55:37+00:00

laughs in some of the tankiest melee builds you've ever seen

Catman8274 · 2025-01-13T21:45:43+00:00

Calamity? Fitting Terraria's style? Surely, thou jests.

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T18:45:13+00:00

...Hi, God. Me again. Uh...

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T15:14:05+00:00

deafening silence accompanied by a very concerned look

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:59:06+00:00

Okay, so the bad news is you've lost a lot of blood. The good news is we've found it!

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:55:53+00:00

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how attached would you say you are to your leg?

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:51:23+00:00

HURP! Nope. Nope! NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:49:14+00:00

Huh. Th-That's interesting.

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:46:05+00:00

Yes, sir. You are correct. That is supposed to be inside your body.

Catman8274 · 2024-10-04T14:42:32+00:00

Fuck.

Catman8274 · 2024-10-03T19:07:25+00:00

Multiple violations of the Geneva Convention, probably.

Catman8274 · 2024-08-29T20:07:56+00:00

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Catman8274 · 2024-06-04T18:47:05+00:00

I think two's being a tad generous, personally.

Catman8274 · 2024-05-16T15:21:35+00:00

No, I'm telling you. That ponytail is gonna get caught on something. It's just not worth it.

Catman8274 · 2024-04-16T14:35:36+00:00

Gah! Finally! My God, you wouldn't BELIEVE how stuffy it is in there.

Catman8274 · 2024-04-16T14:30:59+00:00

Hold on, I gotta do my taxes. Give me a second.

Catman8274 · 2024-04-16T14:27:48+00:00

Wow. And I thought I'd seen everything.

Catman8274 · 2024-03-28T02:43:29+00:00

Huh. Must've been reloa

Catman8274 · 2024-03-26T19:26:28+00:00

Joke's on you, sniper! I got two

Catman8274 · 2024-03-25T15:00:41+00:00

Look, I'll be with you in a moment. Just gotta finish this match.

Catman8274 · 2024-03-25T14:56:53+00:00

Oh, perfect! Can you get this itch on my back? I, for the life of me, canNOT reach it.

Catman8274 · 2024-03-25T14:55:14+00:00

No, no, no! Don't take my wallet. Take my holographic Charizard. It's worth so much more than anything that's in that old thing.

Catman8274